(From the O.G. Original Gangster VHS tape; 1991)
Here at The Martorialist, we've forgiven Ice-T a multitude of transgressions over the years -- giving Everlast his start in rap, dressing up as a kangaroo in Tank Girl, dumping Darlene for a skanky caucasoid like CoCo, pretending to laugh at Philip Schofield's shit jokes on All Star Mr & Mrs, claiming Lupe Fiasco is a superior artist to Soulja Boy --, but in today's Guardian he committed the ultimate cardinal sin of sweating that bloke who's both the worst rapper of all time and a cardboard tough-guy who got the shit beaten out of him by a teenage Filipino who later found fame on the internet filming himself sucking tranny's dicks:
R.I.P big man. We'll always have that time I turned up at school on non-uniform day with a chain around my waist like you on the back cover of O.G.