I had 4 naked bitches at the spot, boi"
Too $hort - 19,999
(From t'internet; 2014)
19,999 isn't Mumm-Rap The Ever Living Too $hort's age, but the amount of bitties he's claiming to have rogered. This song feels inevitable after this, this, this and, indeed, this. It's not quite the Function-ready Blow The Whistle some of us have been hoping for, nevertheless it's a much better modern $hort single than this and probably his best solo song since this.