Monday, 10 August 2026

Up North Trip

"Like veterans I'm forever servin'
I'm forever swervin', You got weed, I got the better version
I'm forever splurgin', stuff my blunts up like a taxidermist"


Yung Baby - 209 Baby
(From 209 Baby single; 2026)


File this one under 'random regional finds.' The lad is from North Carolina, but the song sounds like what Louisiana Swag-Rap might sound like if such a sound ever existed. Call it Travis In That Water.

Monday, 3 August 2026

Late pass!

"Yeah, I had to crush the scene at the beach in Daytona
Call me Pimpy Le Peu, you know the aroma"


Ball Jones ft. Ice Smiles - Krushin' (remix)
(From Welcome To Little Rock compilation; 2004)


I love the DVD Couture Instagram page because it puts me onto random regional choonz I've never heard in my life and might never have heard otherwise. When I say Krushin' (remix) is bangin' in Little Rock I ain't talkin' about that episode of America Undercover, boiiiiiii. This song is naggingly simple and knawed its way into my current rotation with its regional period charm. Wish I'd heard it back in 2004.

Speakin' of 2004, there's been a lotta talk recently about Gym-bore Jones pioneering the rock star look in Rap. Nah, lads. Yous lot wasn't outside when this Canibus photoshoot hit da streetz like an asteroid in '04. As the late, great Gary Warnett once said, 'Bis came with that Bollywood '97 swag.

Canibus collates outfits in a room with 1000 candles lit, meditating on whether that's a shirt or a jacket.

Friday, 31 July 2026

Generic list post: July 2026

Obligatory wrap-up post of those songs I've played most during the month when my favourite lost TV show from my teenage years Betty's Bunch was finally uploaded to YouTube in full. Whatchu know about a 90s Antipodean teen drama show featuring Maggie "The Freak from Prisoner" Kirkpatrick and Paul "Santa Claws from Round The Twist" Chubb?

Ice Cube - Once Upon A Time In The Projects (AI video) (1990/2026)
Z-Ro - Mo City Don (Freestyle) (video) (2005/2026)
Mic Terror - Viagra Triangle (2024)
Mic Terror ft. Easy O'Hare - Rent Money (2026)
BabyChiefDoIt - Ghetto Love Story (2026)
Digital Underground - Blue View (199?/2026)
Trunk Boiz & Seiji Oda ft. Fijiana - Sky Scraper (2026)
Kurupt & DJ Battlecat - Me N The Boyz (2026)
Kurious - Stay Like That (I Am) (2026)
Madonna - L.E.S Girl (2026)

Bonus bloggin: 1nce again I'm gonna use my monthly wrap-up post to keep track of the best movies and TV shows I've been watching. * indicates rewatches dunnit.

Movies I watched and liked:
The One That Got Away (1957)
King Creole (1958)
Heat (1995) *

TV shows I watched and liked:
Betty's Bunch (all 13 episodes) (1990) *
Ann Droid (series 1) (2026)
Mastermind (new episodes) (2026)
Only Connect (new episodes) (2026)
Belgium vs. Senegal (2026)
Argentina vs. Cape Verde (2026)
England vs. Mexico (2026)
Argentina vs. Egypt (2026)
France vs. Spain (2026)
France vs. England (2026)
Salute The Sample (new episodes) (2026)

Wednesday, 29 July 2026

You 53 and you still rappin?

Kurupt & DJ Battlecat - Me N The Boyz
(From Me N The Boyz single; 2026)


This is the west coast Gangsta-Rap equivalent of Redman doing a track over a James Brown sample innit? Yeah, it's obvious and lazy, but who cares because it jams. Why does Snoop get an official credit here when he's not on the song or in the video?

Sunday, 26 July 2026

Late pass!

"Ain't no talkin' in my area
My n****s keep quiet like librarians
That pork and that beef is for barbarians
You see me, I'm more of a pescatarian
Beef with me will have you floatin' in an aquarium"


Mic Terror - Viagra Triangle
(From Viagra Triangle single; 2024)


Mic Terror & his m8s dropped so many loosies throughout 2024 that I managed to miss this one. It's another gem which mixes the ignorance with the elegance on some Chicago "drive slow, homie"-core. If I were gonna collate an album out of Mic's 2024 loosies, I'd use Juicenan Freestyle as the first track and Viagra Triangle here as the final track. Maybe that should be my next playlist? For now tho, here's a list of my top 10 favourite non-2026 Rap songs I've discovered this year.

Run-D.M.C - Jam-Master Jammin' (Rick Rubin remix) (1985)
Biggie Smalls - Biggie Got The Hype Shit (1991)
Me & My Cousin - My Day (1996)
Ma$e ft. Puffy - I'm No Killa (O.G version) (1998)
Rev Run - I Used To Think I Was Run (2005)
Bavgate ft. LJ - Keep It Gangsta (2005)
J-Diggs - Diggs Dance (2005)
Mic Terror - Viagra Triangle (2024)
The Egyptian Lover - Vocoder Jam (2025)
Sir Michael Rocks - Talkin' Legit (2025)

Thursday, 23 July 2026

My Mind Spray 24

Seeing great football players from the 2000s/2010s reduced to playing in the MLS and scoring goals against plumbers from Maryland is the sporting equivalent of seeing great rappers from the 1980s/1990s reduced to touring Europe and doing albums produced by the Snow Goons. Yeah, it's undignified, but everybody gotta eat and get their adrenaline rush somehow, right?

Favourite line on a 2026 Rap song: "I'm in my bag like yo' grandmama's peppermints" from Mic Terror's A Year Ago. You know a line is good when you can add it to your IRL lexicon.

That unreleased Digital Underground song Blue View from the recent Sex Packets reissue is cool. It sounds like Shock G had been listening to Bristolian Trip-Hop, but in a good way: Portishead rather than that whispering stoner c**t Tricky.

Shout out to Tricky's Christiansands tho. A notable entry in my personal canon of Shinola Songs By The Shittiest Artists.

Those tech lad Rap fans who did the AI videos for Ice Cube's Once Upon A Time In The Projects and My Summer Vacation should do a video for Slick Rick's The Moment I Feared next. Might be best if they avoid doing one for Rick's Indian Girl (An Adult Story) tho.

I've seen a buncha very promising snippets from BunnaB recently. Thus, I'm very optimistic about her next album.

Every corny "U.K club mix" of a Rap song CJ Mackintosh hacked out in the late 80s/early 90s was worth suffering to get his remix of Whitney Houston's Queen of The Night. The lumpen original transformed into Diva House tremendo. That shit rivals K-Klass' remix of Bobby Brown's Two Can Play That Game in the canon of incredible U.K remixes of U.S pop singles.

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Laughin' to the bank

Public Enemy - Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya, Man!
(From Fear Of A Black Planet album; 1990)


Keep yer ears peeled at 0:56 and 2:29. Unless anyone can think of any earlier examples then it's time Flava Flav is recognised & realised as the #actual pioneer of the Max B laugh on wax.

Pour out a little snakebite for L7's Jennifer Finch. L7 were basically four L.A Punk birds doing Motörhead, and so they were one of my favourite bands of the early 90s. No lie, their Bricks Are Heavy LP is as important to me as any of my favourite Rap albums from that era. L7 also had two truly great moments on British TV: their performance of Pretend We're Dead on The Word and Johnny Vaughan interviewing them on Naked City.

Friday, 17 July 2026

In The Trunk (part 2)

Trunk Boiz & Seiji Oda ft. Fijiana - Sky Scraper
(From Right Back In EP; 2026)


A video for one of my favourite cuts from the Trunk Boiz & Seiji Oda EP. I fuxwit this one because it sounds like a Trunk Boiz and Kreayshawn collaboration which should have happened in the early 2010s. And that's the thing: lots of my current favourite choonz sounds like a parallel universe of Rap which never happened but which really should have happened.

Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci was a true “I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it!” song.