MC Ez

There's snippets of a new Ezale song for me to obsess over like it's 2016 again. One of the many things I like about Ezale's videos is that they always feature his same homies who were all up in the 5 Minutes Of Funktown and Foreal Foreal videos back in 2013/2014. We're all on this journey together like a Jumanji flick.

We should probably talk about P-Lo's new song with Clyde Carson, IamSu and Ezale. The beat-switches annoyed me initially, and I'm gonna attribute them to the influence of That Canadian Nonce™. But the song is growing on me like human microbiota.

P-Lo ft. Clyde Carson, IamSu & Ezale - Bay Boyz 4Ever
(From Out The Box album; 2026)

P-Lo · BAY BOYZ 4EVER (feat. Clyde Carson, Iamsu! & Ezale)

What happened to Piece? (Part 2)

"You can find me on your side of town, ridin' with a 30 on the front seat
Windows down bumpin' Juve or some Pimp C
He's just a stand up n***a 'til he's 6 feet"

Gzus Piece ft. Mic Terror - Shyt
(From Gzus Saves album; 2026)

Get Ya Roll On is my jam right there from Gzus Piece's first new album, and Shyt is my joint right here from Gzus Piece's second new album. Gzus & Mic Terror on the same track is invariably Martorialist catnip, and the song is a good example of how Gzus & Mic's music is a stew of different influences: the beat sounds like it's straight outta Queensbridge, while the chorus features shout outs to Juvenile and Pimp C. Forget No Ceilings, Rap music should have No Walls.

Ice Burb Slim

Mitchy Slick - The Burbs
(From The Burbs single; 2026)

Best depiction of American suburbia since Joe Dante or wot? Wholesome adult orientated Gangsta-Rap you could play for your dad or use to soundtrack your Sunday morning gardening. You might be deep in the game, but you got the rules missin' using your strimmer on the sabbath before 11 AM, bruv. Here at The Martorialist we're gonna add this song to our current playlist next to Me N The Boyz by Kurupt & DJ Battlecat.

What happened to Piece?

"Feel this shit up in your chest just like a Mossberg
This shit'll blow you away and leave yo' heart stirred
These the last days, how could you not purge?
Ima get mine, make sure you got yours"

Gzus Piece - Get Ya Roll On
(From 3 For Da Dub album; 2026)

We've had some new Mic Terror, so here's some new Gzus Piece from the first of his two new albums. An understated jam which has been creepin' on ah come up in my rotation. A different type of Chicago "drive slow, homie"-core to Mic's OJ Simpson, but the overall effect is the same: Rap music to take a quiet, leisurely cruise around your neighbourhood to.

Step Up Late

Mic Terror ft. Easy O'Hare - Rent Money
(From The Terror Files album; 2026)

Video for one of my favourite songs from the Mic Terror album. Good timing too because I recently found another Mic loosie single from a few years ago that I missed when it first dropped. Call me Gab Gotcha the way I bless the M.I.C.

Mic Terror - Step On
(From Step On single; 2023)

Numbers On The Board

What's today's mathematics, God... literally. Me and the boiz have already tackled favourite Rap songs beginning with the letters of the alphabet, so how's about we talk favourite Rap songs which begin with numbers? It's rules, guidelines and codes we obey: the song must begin with a number and if you mention a Drake song I will track you down and set Jack Russell terriers on your testicles. Off the top like Adee Phelan, here's 21 favourites. If you havin' blog problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but a list ain't 1.

Davy DMX - One For The Treble (Fresh) (1984)
MF DOOM - One Beer (2004)
Mac Dre - 2 Hard 4 The F**kin' Radio (1989)
2Pac ft. Snoop Dogg - 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted (1996)
Slim Thug ft. T.I. & Bun B - 3 Kings (2004)
GZA ft. Ghostface, Killah Priest & RZA - 4th Chamber (1995)
Whodini - Five Minutes Of Funk (1984)
Ice-T - 6 in The Mornin' (1986)
Geto Boys - 6 Feet Deep (1993)
Public Enemy - 911 Is A Joke (1990)
Digable Planets - 9th Wonder (Blackitolism) (1994)
Notorious B.I.G - Ten Crack Commandments (1997)
Laroo T.H.H. & The Jacka - 20 Bricks (2008)
50 Cent ft. Nate Dogg - 21 Questions (2003)
T.I. - 24's (2003)
Ma$e ft. The Lox, Black Rob & DMX - 24 Hours To Live (1998)
Souls Of Mischief - 93 'Til Infinity (1993)
N.W.A - 100 Miles And Runnin' (1990)
Spice 1 - 187 Proof (1993)
Chief Keef - 3Hunna (2012)
Juvenile - 400 Degreez (1998)

Wipeout!

Surf7 - Goose Coat
(From Goose Coat single; 2026)

Man, this song is such a grower. Philadelphia Drill that mixes the ignorance with the elegance. Tinkle, tinkle, little piano. Possibly titled Goose Coat because it sounds like Christmas snowfall? The remix with Meek Mill isn't necessarily bad, but is so unnecessary.

My Alphabets

I saw Instagram's alphabet musical challenge and a light bulb appeared above my dome. Man, I said to myself "once again it's on!" Thus, here's ur boi's favourite Rap songs for every letter of the alphabet. It's more of headache if you do it one song per artist, so of course I did it thatta way. Bloggin' ain't nothin' but a thing to me, because I'm a double O.G P-O-S-T. Do you know your alphabets, Martaveli? B-L-O-G.

Young Bleed - A Fool (1997)
De La Soul - Breakadawn (1993)
Andre Nickatina - Conversation With A Devil (2003)
MF DOOM ft. Pebbles - Doomsday (1999)
Eazy-E - Eazy-er Said Than Dunn (1988)
Mac Dre - Feelin" Myself (2004)
LL Cool J - Go Cut Creator Go (1987)
Ice-T - High Rollers (1988)
Mic Terror - If God Was Mic (2008) or Special Ed - I Got It Made (1989)
Newcleus - Jam On Revenge (The Wikki Wikki Song) (1983)
T.I. - Kingofdasouth (2003) or Biggie - Kick In The Door (1997)
Spoonie Gee - Love Rap (1980) or Eric B. & Rakim - Lyrics Of Fury (1988)
Z-Ro - Mo City Don (Freestyle) (2005)
Public Enemy - Night Of The Living Baseheads (1988)
Ice Cube - Once Upon A Time In The Projects (1990)
Run-D.M.C. - Peter Piper (1986)
DJ Quik - Quik Is The Name (1991)
Beastie Boys - Rhymin' & Stealin' (1986)
Brand Nubian - Step To The Rear (1990)
Too $hort - The Ghetto (1990) or Slick Rick - The Moment I Feared (1988)
Juvenile - U Understand (clean version) (1999)
Biz Markie - Vapors (LP version) (1988)
Max B - Where Do I Go? (2009)
Dr. Dre ft. Hittmann, Kurupt, Nate Dogg & Six-Two - Xxplosive (1999)
EPMD - You Gots To Chill (1988)
Lil' Boosie ft. Mouse & Yung Joc - Zoom (2006)