Thursday 19 December 2013

Generic list post: bestest Rap songs evah!!!

Rap blog law dictates any site which lasts longer than three years has to drop a self-absorbed vanity list of their favourite Rap songs ever at least once before they depart this textual coil, usually on a day when they can't be arsed formulating their thoughts to post anything else. If I've gotta pick the jams I'd stick on a CD-R to take with me to a desert island, please believe these are ones I'm burning onto that damn thing:

Brand Nubian - Step To The Rear (1990)
Webbie - Porch (2003)
Lil' Boosie - Trouble Man (2005)
Doug E. Fresh ft. MC Ricky D - La Di Da Di (1985)
Ice-T - Drama (1988)
MF DOOM - Rhymes Like Dimes (1999)
Geto Boys - My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me (1991)
AZ - Doe Or Die (1995)
Juvenile - Solja Rag (1997)
The Diplomats - Dipset Anthem (2003)
ByrdGang - Anniversary (2007)
Suga Free - Why U Bullshittin'? (1997)
Eric B. & Rakim - Lyrics Of Fury (1988)
OutKast ft. Slick Rick - Da Art Of Storytellin' remix (1998)
Khayree ft. Mac Dre - Back 2 My Mission (1997)
Z-Ro - Respect My Mind (2005)
Spoonie Gee - Love Rap (1980)
M.O.P ft. Kool G. Rap - Stick To Ya Gunz (1996)
Young Bleed - Stamp On It (2011)
Ice Cube - Once Upon A Time In The Projects (1990)
N.W.A - Real N*ggaz Don't Die (1991)
Black Rob - Whoa (2000)

New rule for 2014: anybody who doesn't know where the line "it'll be 3 n***as clappin' but we ain't applaudin' you mothafuckas" comes from probably shouldn't be allowed to pontificate about Rap on the internet.


Anonymous said...

There are much better Suga Free songs, mate.

Jamie said...

That's a weird AZ choice.

Have you seen this?

Mike B said...

That Khayree/Mac Dre track is the shit. Good looks on postin' that.


Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I hadn't seen that Mouse article, no.

It says they talked to him about Swerve and Cartoon too but I don't see them in the piece?

yeldarb said...

ultras - kool keith housing things
davy dmx - one for the treble
ugk - murder
outkast - crumblin erb
run dmc - sucker m.c's
cmw - duck sick
lil' wayne - b.m jr
public enemy - mi uzi weighs a ton
ice cube - bird in the hand
coldcrush brothers - fresh, wild, fly & bold

Drew said...

LL Cool J - I'm Bad
Dre & Snoop - Deep Cover
OutKast - Aquemini
Gang Starr - Mass Appeal
T La Rock - It's Yours
KanYe West with GLC & Consequence - Spaceship
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
Pete Rock & CL Smooth - T.R.O.Y
UGK with 3-2 - One Day
De La Soul - Stakes Is High
Lil' Wayne with Mannie Fresh - Go DJ
Skinny Boys - Rip The Cut
Mac Dre - On My Toes
Mobb Deep - G.O.D Part III

step one said...

I fully endsorse this list. Drew's looks pretty good too (nh).

Might give my own one a shot actually.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...


Unknown said...

Nice to see a list for a change that isn't paint by numbers rap songs and that someone else recognizes the greatness of Stick to Ya Gunz.

Anonymous alias of someone important said...

Not a single Nas song in any of these lists. Fuck you guys ;-p

Wicked said...

Anyone who listens to The Diplomats is a STRAIGHT UP FGT!! And LOL at a few of those other fgt ass songs. Get real, br0! #smh

Drew Huge said...

Wicked still spreading his special brand of love. Fuck outta here with your 'real hip-hop' for stuck in the past purist cunts, shaking his head like Michael J. Fox saying 'hell nah'.