Sunday 15 February 2015

It's Lil' Chris who smells of the onion rings in this relationship

"Gurl, I ain't Future but I'm lookin' for ya
Head so good, got me cookin' for ya
Pussy smell good like detergent
Pussy so tight like a virgin"

Lil' Chris - Bad Lil' Chick
(From Made It Thru The Struggle mixtape; 2015)

Because if there's one quality a man wants from his independent woman, it's the aroma of Dettol wafting from between her legs. Production on this highlight of the new Lil' Chris mixtape sounds like what would happen if Stephen Hawking's electronic voice generator thingymebob actually caught up to the speed of his alpha waves. Like the first comment on Soundcloud succinctly sez - 1st time hearin some shit like this str8 heat too.

Coming soon: the top 5 Lil' Chris video GIFs that shoulda been Vine hits.


queezy said...


Anonymous said...

beat reminds me of some timbaland type shit, not bad at all.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

That's a good call since the thing this song is most reminiscent of is a N*gga What, N*gga Who polyphonic ringtone my mate had back in the early noughties.

rym snitch said...

how's the rest of the mixtape homeslice?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

It'll make a very nice little EP once he releases the no-DJ version so I can whittle it down to the essentials and then add 2 recent songs that've ended up marooned in Soundcloud loosie purgatory.

Hustle Marsalis said...

Ooh weeh. Sounds like they sped up Across 110th Street.