Thursday, 30 October 2014

The FREE BANDMAN KEVO campaign starts here

Jeez, what's the world coming to when a man can't even fund his aspiring rap career with the proceeds of credit card fraud anymore? An anonymous FBI source we spoke to about the Bandman Kevo case estimates that Kevo spunked at least $300,000 of the $639,745 he stole on those hotels/cars/models he hired in Miami for the Baller In Me video:

Bandman Kevo - Baller In Me
(From Baller In Me single; 2014)

RiFF RaFF got away scot-free after swindling thousands of dollars out of countless naive MySpace rappers in return for graphic design work he never had any intention of fulfilling, yet Bandman Kevo gets bagged for conspiracy to commit bank fraud? Damn, AmeriKKKa. Devils get up offa Kevo and free that man so he can make more songs where he sounds like a constipated ZMoney straining to squeeze a rabbit's dropping-sized turd out of his blocked-up arsehole. The power of Sen Dog compels you!


RMH said...

Lol this fool was busted because of Instagram + Vine.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Thanx for that. I thought "crackin' cards" was just stealing other people's credit cards.

Damn, Kevo has well and truly sunk himself with that digital trail he's left behind.