Monday, 27 October 2014
Roc-A-Fella was the army, better yet the navy, OVO is an Islamic terrorist organisation?
Think about it, yo: Drake's woefully unfunny carrot-bearded fat mate is clearly one of those Anglo-Saltine ginger jihadists who've been in the news recently. It remains unclear whether dude's goal is the destruction of America or just the brainwashing of U.S citizens into accepting inferior Canadian imports of their own artists/finding ‘zany’ Canadian comedy funny, but Abu Ham-face is clearly orchestrating the whole OVO operation whilst public-face Drake is little more than a trojan horse concealing some very unsavory intentions.
The likes of Juicy J, Project Pat, and Angelica Charrupi have already let themselves be patronised on camera by Jacques Klopek here in return for some screen time in a Drake video, thus America only has itself to blame when Madchild from Swollen Members guests on Tha Carter 5 and Mindbender Futurama infiltrates the U.S porn industry.