Friday 10 August 2012

Complex magazine changed my life!

Because I now find it impossible to listen Drag'em 'N' Tha River without getting crazy visions of Mystikal sitting in traffic pulling vinegar-stroke faces and bellowing "YOU'Z A HOE, MYSTIKAL! YOU'Z A HOE, MYSTIKAL!" to himself after reading his breakdown of Beware in that 25 most essential Mystikal songs countdown Noz did :


U.N.L.V. - Drag'em 'N' Tha River
(From Uptown 4 Life album; 1996)


Still waitin' on that call from Complex to commission me to put together a countdown of the 25 greatest Hip Hop message boarders of all time, btw. Chances are you're familiar with Will High, Dozer and Jason Seagraves by this point, but whatch'all know 'bout Skatewitch?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Skool these bitch ass white bois on Port Jeff, son

James said...

I'd read that before most of the stupid Complex lists from the past few months.

brytburken said...

im up on skatewitch dont know who them other fools are...

one favorite is the bay area real hiphop head from undergroundhiphop.com, who also started to bless the unkut comment section with his sweet presence, who always go in with almost identical, long ass paragraphs about his 30,000 vinyls of REAL HIPHOP and how Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, etc are FAGGOTS!

never fails to put a smile to my face

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

That would be Wicked22.

Dozer is the guy who beat up Immortal Technique, Will High is the guy who beat up Vordul, and Jason Seagraves is the former owner of HHI.com whose beat up hand forced him to retire from hip hop moguldom.

done said...

Gyeah, I'll dare man talk greasy about Complex again if that happens.

That Mystikal one is probably only second to David Shrimp's Quik one. Theres been so many I lose track though.

brytburken said...

"retire from hip hop moguldom" :)

Wicked22 very inintentionally funny...

Dozer very classy and classic...

P said...

STILL THE TRIFEST HOE ON THE INTERNET

Anonymous said...

what was that "rap humor" site? not hip hop hunks or whatever. another one. i wish i could pull some examples but just thinking about hhi triggered some thoughts loose. so, same timeframe. had a really silly, absurd url.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Hmmmmm. Not sure.

Anonymous said...

i was thinking of gossiping bitches. archived here. http://www.stateofyo.com/category/columns/backroom-whispers/

and on the wayback machine, which i read through.