Saturday, 2 March 2019

The Rap career don't end if ya eyes don't close


Fuck the world, what happened to Ezale? He ain't released any new music since 2016, ain't posted on Twitter since 2017, and ain't updated his Instagram since 2018. Is the Pol Pot of pillpopping on an extended holiday in Cambodia? Or did he ditch the drugs and join an Orange County straight edge cult? Or has he simply bored of #BringingThisTownShitBack? Hope it ain't the third option because there are still classic Larry Smith instrumentals he could potentially reanimate.

Plus, it'd be tragic if Ezale exits Rap stage left pursued by California Bear without recording a slap called Pol Potna.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's probably on a drug binge

Laron James said...

I am extremely interested in the answer to this. We should crowdfund a PI (cali-based, natch) for a 'martorialist investigates' series.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Finding Ezale: A Martorialist Documentary.

Comin' soon.

noz said...

ezale is not actually cambodian and when i asked he would only identify as "100% dynamite"

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

When identity politics goes real.

turd ass butt said...

what's up with his peepers though? he gonna get those lasered?

he should do some more moody stuff, he's got that mac dre ratio where that shit hits really hard in contrast

Anonymous said...

You don't know shit about hip hop