Friday, 8 March 2019

Generic list post: For The Birds, By The Birds

We don't know much about chemistry here at The Martorialist, but we're not half bad on biology, tbf. Celebrate the lasses this #InternationalWomensDay with a list of ya host's favourite Rap songs of the 2010's by da ladeez.

Lady - Pussy (2011)
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci (2011)
Katie Got Bandz - I Need A Hitta (video version) (2011)
Sasha Go Hard - Why They Mad (2012)
Diamond ft. Juicy J & Jackie Chain - At The Bar (2012)
Junglepussy - Bling Bling (2014)
Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - Fancy (2014)
Heaven ft. Lil' Chris - Don't Shoot (2014)
Honey Cocaine - Honeydick (2015)
Tink - Aquafina (2016)
Dreezy ft. Jeremih - Body (2016)
Team Toon ft. Ya Boy Big Choo - My Hot Girl (2016)
Queen Key - My Way (2017)
City Girls - Period (We Live) (2018)
Rico Nasty - Smack A Bitch (2018)
Jean Grae & Quelle Chris - My Contribution To This Scam (2018)
Doja Cat - Go To Town (2018)

Let's not let da ladeez off too lightly, mind. In the interests of equal opportunity #content it's only fair to song shame the worst this decade of Female Rap™ has shat out. Does it really get any worse than these?

Kitty Pryde - Okay Cupid (2012)
Chippy Nonstop - Money Dance (2012)
Lauryn Hill - Neurotic Society (2013)
Nicki Minaj ft. Chris Brown, Drake & Lil' Wayne - Only (2014)
Cardi B - Bodak Yellow (2017)
Azealia Banks - Anna Wintour (2018)


GGGGGG said...

"Only" might be the worst song ever made.

Anonymous said...

Doja Cat is sooo talented I hope she doesn’t stay with the troll shit.

Anonymous said...

Recent women rap fav

Anonymous said...

No Lil Debbie?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I can't remember the name of the Lil' Debbie song I really liked (it wasn't a single.)

Actually, her career highlight might have been as the love interest in J.Stalin's Bye Felicia video who pulls the pistol on him at the end when she catches him cheating.

Anonymous said...

I’m glad Kodak got royalties off of “Bodak Yellow” but yeah I still don’t see the appeal in the track. It was just the song that got a push when she decided to become a “serious” rapper and people liked her personality soooo here we are.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I've got a strict no Rap songs by social media personalities/reality tv stars rule, meself.

jarf said...

Lil Debbie - Slot Machine slaps. Pretty sure I heard about it on here way back when

hotbox said...

road runner - asian doll
freak nasty - megan the stallion

Ben said...

Yeah Cardi B is mostly a joke but "I like It" is kinda catchy

Anonymous said...


Fred said...

Expected some Snow Tha Product on that list, she has some nuggets here and there. Still really like that I’m Sayin song you posted a few years back.

Also that Kamayah song with YG from her first mixtape, when she still sounded like a Conscious Daughters 2.0 before turning to flavorless Rnb.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Out The Bottle is the Kamaiyah song I really like.

noah said...

I do my thing I do my thing

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

^^ That's the one.

David said...

No cupcakke smh