Sunday, 3 May 2009

Martorial elegance # 20

Not a good look : the once great Giant Gonzalez now forced to lumber around the streets in the sort of cheap generic sportswear only found in Pakistani Del Boy owned market stalls in the most low-rent of grubby shopping precincts across the UK.



Also not a good look : being sussed taking sly snaps of mongoloids by the mongloids themselves due to the unfortunate combination of me fumbling with the crap button on my 2001 digi-cam and my associates repeatedly asking me if i'd got the picture yet which alerted Giant Gonzalez and his mate to our clandestine activities and his mate turning around at the exact moment the flash on the camera went off.

Young Jeezy - Don't Get Caught



Definately also not a good look material :



ROFL4ZAGGIHW at this embarrassing Mancunian clown catchin' a critical beatdown.

6 comments:

James said...

Hatton is lucky he walked out of the ring

brad said...

i had a bet on it being a draw at 20/1 because boxing is so snide and i thought bob arum would angle for a lucrative rematch

money down the drain haha

Martorialist said...

Fuckin' hell, if i'd have seen it at 20/1 i'd have wasted money on that too.

dj said...

If Hatton was Rocky: he would have been coached by Kosta Tzyu to beat PBF in a rematch before Pacqiao beat Tzyu to death after an ill-advised return to the ring. Hatton would then fly to the Phillipines, train in some horrible village and then beat Pacquiao in front of a crowd of baying young, moderately priced Filipino women.

Only marginally less realistic than Hatton's notion of beating Pacquiao and then meeting Mayweather again at Wembley.

Martorialist said...

Let's not forget the scene where Hatton and Tzyu frollic on a beach together wearing only short-shorts and rolled up tees tied into knots above their belly buttons.

dj said...

"If I'm a drunk, and you're drunks, maybe we should all be drunks!"

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