(From Fun single; 2024)
Why did the Funktown rapper switch careers from Ice Cream Man to FedEx Man? Because he didn't wanna work sundaes. Eh, I got 99 problems, but flakey jokes ain't 1.
Ezale's back like next year puttin' the fun into function musik with a single he originally teased two years ago. Naturally, it's another ToNHTe Show-core slap from Jac Dre AKA the missing link between Jackie Chain and Mac Dre. When that vocal sample hits I'm pullin' Thizz Faces like I just smelt my own piss after eatin' asparagus. I'm always moaning that Ezale doesn't drop enough music, but all 5 of his comeback singles have been hot like Kampot Pepper Crab, and I'll always prefer rappers who drop a hot single and then dip to rappers who stink the Rap landscape up releasing 337 brainfart freestyle tracks every 365 days. When I say Ezale is the Rap equivalent of Drexl from True Romance I ain't just talkin' about their shared penchant for dreadlocks and droppin' n-bombs, boiiiiii - I'm talkin' their maximum impact via minimum appearance-time.
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Ezale and Ti$a Korean are some of the only rappers having fun you can feel in the music
Con Funk Shun samples 🖤
That was a good prediction. Might be worth playing the Lotto tonight.
It's on like Donkey Kong.
Went from ezalecantsee to ezalecantmiss.
Damn, wish I'd have thought of that myself 👏
Video got pulled after some snitch reported him for illegally using a FedEx truck ☹
Lol just clocked the reference to the classic husalah interview
If yee know, yee know.
Speaking of Jackie Chain, a link to his debut mixtape https://krakenfiles.com/view/rUEIFPGT05/file.html
Cheers.
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