Thursday 23 April 2020

Rappa Ternt Weed Farma

Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80's
(From I Created Disco album; 2007)



Here at The Martorialist it pains us greatly that Jackie Chain went from rapping to farming without getting around to jackin' some noughties British pop-dance anthems. In fact, it's still Jackie-san's destiny to jack Calvin Harris' Acceptable In The 80's and transform it into an ode to Huntsville hedonism. No crazy visionz are even necessary because that shit practically writes itself:

"I got drugs for you if you were born in the 80's
I got Buds for you if you were born in the 80's
I got pills for you if you were born in the 80's
I'll throw bills for you if you were born in the 80's"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What was the last great Jackie song?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Great: Party Girls.

Good: 123 Points.

d said...

Calvin Harris truthers 🤝

Mans a legend

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Calvin Harris is The Artiste™ that David Bowie could never be.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who makes a banger with Dua Lipa is all right with me

Anonymous said...

Between Dua Lipa & The 1975 you Brits are really trying bring back the 80s huh? https://youtu.be/wYYQpTbBSBM breh made a john-hughes-soundtrack-meets-prince song about being obsessed w a girl he only interacts with digitally

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

David Drake, is that you?

2SHIN said...

had to unfollow jc on instagram cuz his cooking insta stories are too fucking depressing

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Mongolia vs. Korea cuisine beef!

2SHIN said...

We'd batter Korea but not gastronomically, them cunts took fried chicken and made it better. thats levels b.

its the americanness of his food thats super depressing, all that using garlic and onion powder instead of the real ingredients shit. Can't believe the cunts that invented meat loaf ever had bars for british food smfh

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Realest shit you ever wrote.