Sunday 15 March 2020

All the homeboys with coronavirus be quiet!!!!


I sit alone in my 4 cornered bathroom staring at Andrex...
Oh this shit is on?
Lemme flip some shit like this here, real sick

At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
Sick people in the park, public surfaces covered in germs
4 walls just starin' at a blogga, I'm paranoid sleepin' with my hand on the sanitizer
My mother's always stressin' I ain't livin' right
But I ain't goin' out without wet wipes
See, every time my eyes close
I start sweatin', worried I might get a sore throat
It's like some shit that's worse than SARS
But I don't know what it is, so I wanna Move To Mars
I can't see Covid-19 because it's deep undercover
When I wake all I hear about is the motherfucker
This shit is like a black plague of our own
Black, white, brown, or yellow ya ass is gettin' owned
Some might say "take a chill, B"
But f*ck that shit, there's a virus tryna kill me!

Son, I'm shook. My country voted for Brexit only for some foreign Chinese muck to come over here and take all our British germ's jobs. Covid-19 ain't no joke, it might leave ya elderly relatives smoked. Catch me tryna duck corona, off the corner, far away from Daytona or Arizona, workin' remotely on the celly phone-ah. But you crazy like that that glue to think that I ain't gonna drop a list that's sick like the Kung-Flu:

Cardi B - Bodak Yellow (2017)
Lil B - Wonton Soup (2010)
The Beatnuts - Corona Kings (2002)
Gucci Mane - Bird Flu (2007)
Gucci Mane - 16 Fever (2007)
Run-D.M.C - You Be Illin' (1986)
Brotha Lynch Hung ft. Sicx - Season of da Siccness (1995)
Mistah F.A.B ft. Turf Talk & E-40 - Super Wic Wit It (2005)
De La Soul - A Little Bit Of Soap (1989)
B.G. - Keep Yo Hands To Yourself (2007)
MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (1990)
Cam'Ron - Wet Wipes (2006)
Foxx ft. Boosie & Webbie - Wipe Me Down (Remix) (2007)
Heltah Skeltah ft. Buckshot - Operation Lockdown (1996)
Organized Konfusion - Stress (1994)
Organized Konfusion - The Extinction Agenda (1994)

Will the playlist end on MF DOOM's Doomsday or Kendrick Lamar's Alright? Like Ed Koch said in Style Wars, time will tell.

19 comments:

Dino said...

Pip Skid "Germ Warfare:" https://youtu.be/6KYWlHFguKg
JJ DOOM "Wash your hands:" https://youtu.be/_bS9T32qpzw
Rick Fury "I'm ill:" https://youtu.be/qyrMIW71wo4

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I shoulda probably slid the Chief Keef coughing song in there somewhere.

L.A said...

That first line haha.

Cypress Hill - Hand On The Sanitiser Pump

Yohan said...

Forgot one of my favourite songs in Mac Mall's Sic Wit Tis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2bEQtB52U

Nordy said...

Q-Tip: "Breathe and Stop"

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/_7mY5lozE34

Anonymous said...

Chief keef war
Aceyalone - gimme 5 feet

Ben said...

Lmao I like this.

Johnny Rap said...

King Tee - I Got A Cold

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Just picked up a 24 pack of Andrex after not being able to find anything over the last week 💩

Step One said...

J Dilla & Nas - The Sickness
Outkast - So Fresh & So Clean
Sadat X Fat Joe & Diamond D - Stay Away From Nasty Hoes

Anonymous said...

Convicts - Wash Ya Ass

Dino said...

Crunk23 "Diagnosis:" https://youtu.be/iTUQky6lENQ

Fred said...

Lol at that verse, well done.

First song that came to mind was 3X Krazy - Sickkaluffa.

For some reason I'm sure some guy like Tech-9 has a hundred songs that could work in this topic but I've never mustered up the courage to delve into his juggalo-theater-rap catalog so I'm either right or way wrong.

Johnny Rap said...

You can listen to Z-Ro's entire solo catalog while in lone self-isolation...
1 Deep until I die.

Andrew Barber said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC0MQTy6Xfk

Young Bleed, C-Loc, Max MInelli Concentration Camp - Da Sickess

Prod. by Happy Perez

Johnny Rap said...

Davy DMX - Keep Your Distance


Please!

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

😄 Good choice.

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