Saturday 10 August 2019

Who Dem Girlz? (no Moscaddie)

"I'm the new asshole of the industry
Church folk all wanna get rid of me
Feminists consider me an enemy
I say hoes, I don't mean that offensively
I just don't know your names individually
You not dancin'? I gave you a remedy
A House track with a little' bit of energy
To Juke to when you off that Hennessy"


Mic Terror - Juke Them Hoes
(From the internet; 2007/digital retail; 2017)



I know I mentioned this in another post, but the properly-mastered MP3 of Mic Terror's Juke Them Hoes really has transformed an already great track into something truly glorious. It's the equivalent of finding a grainy VHS tape porno you saw as a teenager in vivid Blu-ray quality on XHamster (other smut streaming sites are available.) There's some things you just can't transform, though: despite what the official MP3's artwork sez it's always gonna be Juke Them Hoes.

Most importantly, it's still the song wot corrected the main problem with Hip-House: too much House, not enough Hip-Hop. As an old Kay Slay saying goes, only Chicago coulda done that, yo!

13 comments:

Jmil843 said...

Chicago classic!!! also RJmrLA released his debut album On GOd. these are my fav tracks from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F33SaI9cTl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSWJsEpjA3U

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Does anything on there knock like If It Ain't Ace?

L.A said...

James Brown samples will always be hot!

D said...

Man I think I love like 90% of the token hip house cuts from the token hip house cut era esp epmds n jungles

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

EPMD's It's Time To Party and Jungle Brothers & pal's Doin' Our Own Dang (Do It To The JB's Mix) do jam, tbf.

D said...

Travelling at the speed of thought hip house mix n ofc De La n Chill Rob Gs accidental hip house classics.

D said...

Erick n P had real darryl pandy energy on that one

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Lakim Shabazz' Adding On tho 🙉

D said...

Are you foreal thats near as good as Something 2 Dance 2. look im no house maven but by my count theres as many good hip house songs as there is bad dj scratch ones.

Jmil843 said...

Real LA Shit with Joe Moses is probably the song with the most slap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xFMlNp3mM

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Cheers Jmil.

Something 2 Dance 2 😷

Anonymous said...

New Nef and DJ Fresh https://youtube.com/watch?v=7AOgBU2NoDo

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I've heard that. It's pretty good.

I still want his song with Mannie Fresh.