Ding dong, lid - the G.O.A.T Scouser is dead. Pour out a little Stella for the singer partially responsible for the greatest duet in TV history AKA the only Celebrity Big Brother contestant who could out-peacock Dennis Rodman AKA Pete "Dragula" Burns.
Dismissed as an 80's one hit wonder who'd Frankensteined himself with cosmetic surgery until his trailblazing reality TV career took flight in the '00s, Pete The Meat was the recording artist David Bowie could have been if the latter weren't a poncey middle-class Cockney trend-hopper who pilfered sounds and cultures on some proto-Drake type shit. It could be argued that Pete from Bebington didn't have the same seismic cultural impact as Ziggy Stardust, but keep pretending to yourself that Dave from Bromley ever recorded a song as good as You Spin Me Round (Like a Record), fam.
We'll all miss Meryseyside's "brickie in heels", let's just hope he's slaggin' off Tracy Bingham with Jesus. As 'Pac nearly said, I wonder if Heaven got a still-lucarative Japanese market to exploit?
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RIP to Gorilla Unit's Pete Burns, but WTF? All those BB clips on Youtube, and yet Hollyoaks' Suspiria homage from 2010 is still nowhere to be found.
Sometimes it beez like that, papi.
Also the goat CBB lineup- Gorgeous George, Rodman, Jodie Marsh etc
rly regretting I slept on Pete til now "Im endangered" hes murdeering in all these clips
Can't forget the time he appeared on your man's show either.
I can remember all the way-way back to when this blog was about Hip Hop and it was all fields far as the eyes could see. Then I blink and it's all homocidal quizshow homosexuals this and melty faced Celebrity Big Brother Scouser that. They call it progress but I'm not so sure. What of those good old family values on which we used to rely?
*KanYe West voice*
CJ DE MOOI INNOCENT !!!!!!!!
Graham my fav turncoat
Rula Lenska was fit in cbb.
I always wonder what the Americans make of posts like this lol
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