Wednesday 17 June 2015

Puttin' the TM into TMZ

"If your lawyer paid and you made out in court
And your baby momma took you off you child support
You at the club like *GLORY TO THE LORD, GLORY TO THE LORD*"

King Los ft. R Kelly - Glory To The Lord
(From t'internet; 2015)

King Los zings an ill-subliminal in the direction of Special Ed and his Kickstarter fuckery which closed 2 days ago 96 grand short of the number he was looking to raise to finally pay his outstanding CSA debts fund a new album? You know we've got love for he who once had It Made here at The Martorialist, we're just on some Tim Westwood meets Wendy Williams type shit today - glory to VladTV, glory to Lord Jamar!

Glory To The Lord is the Rap & Bullshit throwback banger B-Boy could have been if only it'd had R Kelly sanging "I got all the homies with me, that's the homie ghost" in the place of A$AP Ferg sounding like the poor man's Puffy on the Dolly My Baby remix. Glory to the R&B SPM, fuck the Trap Lord! When that nonce Kelz says "shorty is the shit, no manure/booty so big, Hallelujah" it's like he's been possessed by the homie ghost of Castor Troy.


Noble Locks said...

Good use of that GIF here

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Unpopular opinions: Face/Off is the best movie Woo ever made.

RobbyRav said...

Much better than I thought it would be.

Hefram said...

Face/Off being better than Hard Boiled is madness.

Knock it off.

SE said...

Kellz, only singer who can kill a rapper on his own shit

Fulci said...

Lord Jamar and Star are the rap game Statler and Waldorf.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Never forget the time Star wore a New Era with a wedding waist coat on VladTV.