Monday, 21 December 2009

Death Fresh Crew

AKA Greatest movie scenes ever 23.5



Ram Sweeney: [praying at Heather's funeral] Jesus, God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?



I know bulimia's so '87, but the more Brittany Murphy succumbed to Winehouse-Syndrome the past year or two, the more she resonated with my loins. 'S all about them pale bamboo boned chicks with eating disorders and drug addictions :



So, for the past couple of years I've had no success with my Betfair death-pool where I've predicted both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan will cark it within 365 days of each other, but I figure if you were to combine the two you've basically got Brittany Murphy so I deserve some sort of each way payout right now. Give up the goods, yo.

Anyhoo, R.I.P to Miss Murphy as she was in a handful of good movies like Clueless, Freeway, Spun and Sin City, and was scheduled to appear in The Expendales next year. More pertinently, I think I cracked one out to her after going to see 8 Mile and it's always sad to see someone you had a late-night wank over die, innit?

Stay off the snarf and stay eatin', kidz.

Too $hort - City Of Dope



On a Heathers and Brittany related note, Dom P also pays tribute over at IchLugeBullets, a blog which is 2nd in title only to Voguing To Danzig.

2 comments:

James said...

Did you not see her after she got Lesley Ashed up?

http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/Brittany-Murphy-lips.jpg

MF said...

Damn, son.

She looks like Donald Duck there.

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