Monday, 21 December 2009

Death Fresh Crew

AKA Greatest movie scenes ever 23.5

Ram Sweeney: [praying at Heather's funeral] Jesus, God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?

I know bulimia's so '87, but the more Brittany Murphy succumbed to Winehouse-Syndrome the past year or two, the more she resonated with my loins. 'S all about them pale bamboo boned chicks with eating disorders and drug addictions :

So, for the past couple of years I've had no success with my Betfair death-pool where I've predicted both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan will cark it within 365 days of each other, but I figure if you were to combine the two you've basically got Brittany Murphy so I deserve some sort of each way payout right now. Give up the goods, yo.

Anyhoo, R.I.P to Miss Murphy as she was in a handful of good movies like Clueless, Freeway, Spun and Sin City, and was scheduled to appear in The Expendales next year. More pertinently, I think I cracked one out to her after going to see 8 Mile and it's always sad to see someone you had a late-night wank over die, innit?

Stay off the snarf and stay eatin', kidz.

Too $hort - City Of Dope

On a Heathers and Brittany related note, Dom P also pays tribute over at IchLugeBullets, a blog which is 2nd in title only to Voguing To Danzig.


James said...

Did you not see her after she got Lesley Ashed up?

MF said...

Damn, son.

She looks like Donald Duck there.