Just sayin', bruv # 6.5 : token Migos post

If you already have the no-DJ version of Hannah Montana you don't need to bother with the rest of Migos' YRN mixtape because Trapis Porter isn't quite as good an idea as it sounds on paper. That one song, though, is like a Zaytoven luau party in Tijuana hosted by Gucci Mane's nephews and just about justifies the hype for a Rap group with one good song who sound like they're named after a seventies Doctor Who alien :

Migos - Hannah Montana
(From YRN mixtape; 2013)

*EDIT* Song removed for copyright infringement.

Where did it go?

Stezo - To The Max
(From Crazy Noise album; 1989)

No Public Domain 6 : Walking The Plank? No thanks.

Rappers who go to jail just to get their teeth fixed?

Wasn't particularly feelin' those couple of songs by Chicago's Z Money that David Drake was tryna push last year but Regular here is somethin' else altogether :

Z Money - Regular
(From the internet; 2013)


In this instance, Something else altogether translates as weirdly alluring Gucci Mane recurring-word-jam karaoke by a dude who rhymes like Rocko wearing Daphne from Eggheads' oversized dentures. Dook even looks like he's wearing dentures that are too big-for-his-gob a la the imperious Mrs Fowler for maximum lifestyle/Rap synergy.

Let Noz down

Gunplay - Drop Da Tint
(From Acquitted mixtape; 2013)


Fuck me gently with 2 Chainz, this is that type of scandalously savage shit that'll make one of Noz's fellow first wave Rap bloggers start spazzin' out in front of chix, son.

*Jim Jones ad lib voice* I THINK SHE LIKE ME! *Jim Jones ad lib voice*


Rap blogger trivia : as a teenager Robbie Unkut attended acting classes with Dan "Rick Alessi from Neighbours" Falzon!

A-Mafia post # 20454

Good news that nobody other than me and a bunch of guys from Lenox avenue will give a fuck about: A-Mafia finally released a no-DJ version of Story Of My Life on that best of mixtape he dropped over the weekend! Ain't gon' lie like last year's Straight Savage 'tape wasn't his worst post-prison project to date but its two highlights - this and Realest N*gga In My City - are two of the best songs he's ever done and both are the anti-A$AP Mob(*1) as far as modern Uptown Rap goes:

"And it always be the n*gga that start the drama
Then when you spark the llama he wanna paint pictures like a art designer!"

A-Mafia - Story Of My Life
(From Street Anthems : The Best Of A-Mafia mixtape; 2013)


Because I love Harlem henchman-Rap like Fat Trel loves baring his weird pointy moobs at video cameras, ya boy Frances Cap Peel right chea felt inspired to put together a little 6-song RAR of some great 2003 - 2005 A-Mafia joints as a companion to my very own Mafia primer compilation.

A-Mafia - Before Maf' EP

1. Hell For A Hustla
2. The 'Jects remix (with Jim Jones)
3. Mafia Anthem
4. I Ain't Playin'
5. Everywhere
6. 40th Boys (with 40 Cal)

~~~> DOWNLOAD HERE <~~
(*1) The real tragedy of Summer Jam 2013 wasn't the sheer indifference to Papoose's stage invasion/performance, but the worst Rapper forever ever ever ever ever A$AP Ferg being given a slot on the bill.

Eldorado Red involved in Lil' Phat's murder shockah!

THIS IS REALITY-RAP, HE REALLY GO THROUGH IT :

Eldorado Red - Paint The Town Red
(From Paint The Town Red mixtape/Summer Grind mixtape; 2006)


As a betting man, my money was on Lil' Phat's murder being a possible byproduct of the beef between Boosie and Phat's dad Mel. In my wildest dreams I couldn't have imagined it'd transpire to be a hit orchestrated by a Russian mafioso goomba who dealt in stolen luxury cars, a college basketball star from San Francisco, and the Harlem Rapper whose signature joint up top soundtracked numerous 'hood DVD interviews including one of the all time classic shit-talking jousts.

Weirdest whodunnit in the history of Rap, innit? Props to DGB for the reporting.

Reasons why I love Youtube # 43

Two of my Rap obsessions old and new in one video - in the new corner we have Posta Boy's undefeated eight week run on Freestyle Friday, and in the old corner we have Immortal Technique huffing 'n' puffing before getting the living shit sonned out of him :

"I'm the best in the game, I know that you hate this
Shave off your moustache you look like a rapist!"


Give it up for Immortal Technique, the only Rapper on the planet who can make the Bad Boy For Life instrumental sound horrible.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

But it doesn't matter if you have a pussy or a penis because all of our lives have been enriched by Suga Free's scriptures :


#Allintogethernow