Friday, 6 June 2025

School of Rock

"Same bat time, same bat channel
Same flatline, same plaid flannel
Same bad gamble
Same graff' name on the axe handle
Brand new taxidermy mammal on the mantle
Maaaaannnn"


Aesop Rock - Send Help
(From Black Hole Suprette album; 2025)



Homeboy Sandman has become a bore who can't make a song without making vaccines/veganism/not owning a smartphone, but ya host still needs to get his jollies from the post-Fondle 'Em pipeline. So, it's time for me to finally take a smell of what Aesop Rock is cooking. I'm a changed man, my taste has range, ma'am, I got a whole new game plan. Listened to his new single and said "that's nothing but game, fam!"

Related: initially loathed the LL song wot sounds like El-P and then ended up liking it as part of his album. But what a shitty bargain budget Westside Plum type video this is eh? Never forgive action from a rapper who had some of the best music videos of the 80s and 90s.

"Chef's in the kitchen while we out fly fishin'
Water so clean, you can see the fish pissin'"


LL Cool J - The Force
(From The Force album; 2024/YouTube; 2025)


11 comments:

Dino said...

I approve of this pivot. Though I haven't copped any Aesop Rock in a while ("Malibu Ken", I think).

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I'll be listening to Wordburglar next.

Spartan said...

Prefer Aesop Rock's beats than his rappin'. Mostly tha voice, imo.

That LL video is awful.

While binging MobLand, I only just now discovered Tom Hardy used to rap.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I'm familiar with that. Out there in the cosmos, there's an alternate universe where Hardy became a rapper on High Focus Records.

Dino said...

This week, I have mostly been listening to Erick Sermon's first solo album and House of pain's third record.


Wordburglar's Kickstarting a comicbook based on his songs
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thewordburglar/wordburglar-rhymes-with-comics-1-graphic-novel-and-soundtrack?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

Dino said...

Speaking of Tom hardy and stage school rappers, Rizzlekicks' mums have bought them a DJ premier beat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzGJ3XzvdRA

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I quite like that Wordburglar song about Cobra characters. The Battle comic where Baron Ironblood became Cobra Commander blew my little brain as a kid.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

😄

He's had a strange post-90s career has Primo.

Ben said...

I’ve been meaning to revisit that first Erick Sermon I love Hittin Switches don’t remember much else about it.

Dino said...

Wordburglar did a whole album about Cobra characters:
https://propsdept.bandcamp.com/album/welcome-to-cobra-island-2
And he's working on a follow up.

Premo's been polishing UK Hip Hop turds since the days of The Cookie Crew.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

The song about Zartan knocks.

Can't believe he hasn't done a song about Crystal Ball.