Wednesday 12 April 2023

Paid Tha Costco To Be Da Boss

Big Doobie - I Go To Costco For That Wock (And That Chicken Bake)
(From I Go To Costco For That Wock (And That Chicken Bake); 2023)



File this under 'novelty Rap which hits like Reality-Rap in the cost of living crisis era.' God bless Costco - we came for the fabled Kirkland white t-shirts, we left with a trolley full of frozen meat and fabric conditioner. Call it Operation Stockola.

11 comments:

Andrew Barber said...

i'm rocking with this... gotta try that chicken bake now. never took the leap at my local.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Me too, m8.

Spartan said...

They look better than the ones at Greggs.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

My local Spar had an independent deli counter which sold surprisingly great hoisin duck salads, 3 bean chilli curries etc. Was absolutely fuming when they replaced it with a Greggs last year.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I just started watching the great new Aussie sitcom Colin From Accountants which started on the BBC yesterday and the 2nd episode is partially set in Costco.

Spartan said...

I think Employee of the Month was also set in a Costco.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I do believe you're right.

Ben said...

Kirkland signature got pretty solid products in general there extra virgin olive oil is great for the price.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

O rly? Will peep.

Molloy said...

Glad that Costco are selling Wockhardt at clearance now. The prices Rio Da Yung OG was quoting for turtle during covid sounded outlandish.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Who needs the black market when there's Costco eh?