Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Why couldn't God have taken Sherm The Worm instead of Prodigy?

Tell the bossman real M.O.B.B mavens know the dilly, yo.

There's a war goin' on inside no man is safe from, you can run but you can't hide forever from a dicky immune system. Damn, dunny - you know there's no dignity in death and the universe is just a neverending megacosm of cruel irony when the thun emporer P Dubb goes out like Lord Jamar in OZ. Survival of the fittest, only the vegans survive?

Remember Prodigy for what he brought to the table in numerous fields (music, killer opening lines, proto-#problematicness, menswear, bloggin', epitomizing short-man syndrome, sonnin' Joe Budden, talkin' shit about other rappers on street DVDs, havin' an album sponsored by InfoWars.com), and never forget the time he pissed off ravers who accidentally bought Return Of The Mac thinking it was a new album by The Prodigy.

Whether P has ended up at the Pearly Gates with G.O.D or deep in the Valley of Hinnom where it rains guns & shanks for eternity you can guarantee that King Vulture turned up wearing an XXL Avirex, blowing an ill wind in his enemy's directions. Keep your joints zipped up all times, hands in the pockets all times, it's real in the afterlife.

13 comments:

Habibi said...

"this is defintely not The Prodigy; the heavy electronic beats and power that you may wish it is. This is some tired wannabee rap crap, don't waste your $$. This is going on E-Bay right now. This is the worst piece of deception ever, how dare they try to pass this off as The Prodigy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LOL. This made an otherwise :( day a little bit better.

Si Mane Price said...

It's gotta be my favourite Amazon review ever.

styles palmer said...

“We were talking about all the trap stuff I do and the festivals, and he does festivals too, but I think he wanted to come more out of the hip-hop ones and come into where I’m at with the white people and shit.” - Whoo Kid quote from XXL article today.

At least we were spared some potential EDM-P cuts from the sound of it.

Si Mane Price said...

Why couldn't God have taken David Guetta instead of Bandana P?

step one said...

I never heard this but...

http://hiphopdx.com/reviews/id.2778/title.prodigy-untitled-edm-ep-review

Si Mane Price said...

Uggh, never knew that existed.

Ray Garraty said...

he even wrote a novel

Smell Rell said...

Prodigy was on an InfoWars video too lol

Si Mane Price said...

Why didn't God take Paul Joseph Watson instead of Prodigy?

Ben Jones said...

Besides leaving a great catalog of music his various rants and storys on street dvds are timeless

Shapey Fiend said...

Infowars are game for whatever. I listen to No Agenda slagged Jones relentlessly, he booked Adam Curry the host for 3 hour live streams fielded the shots like a champ. Booked him more after like it wasn't a thing.

Si Mane Price said...

Pop up on InfoWars like this!

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking idiot. Prodigy > the prodigy. Check the stats and get ya glow sticks out ur ass

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