Sunday 20 March 2016

Schoolly D was a phony, a fake, a secrete hair-metal fan?

On record, Schoolly's stance was "all you long haired faggots can kiss my ass"; in reality, Schoolly's manager was some Robert Tepper lookalike contest reject with a poodle-perm mullet:

This, of course, is the very same Chris Schwartz who later founded Ruffhouse Records with Joe "The Butcher" Nicolo in 1989. Can't even break out the "mountain climber who plays an electric guitar" zingers here because Schwartz is a top 5 dead or alive hesher rap mogul offa Cypress Hill's first album and Illmatic alone.


noah said...

Oh man, I love that in pt. 2 Schooly gets schooled for not wading dishes.

Yeldarb said...

This doc is the shit!

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

So's Robert Tepper doin' There's No Easy Way Out on German TV.