Unfortunately it had to close down because he only had one pupil.
Have you heard the rumours about Italian-American rapper Genovese?
Sources are saying he pasta way.
Ice Cube has just been diagnosed with E-Coli.
The Doctor said it's because he's always playing with Pooh.
What did Big Lurch do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse and then flushed the chain.
How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in Antarctica?
You check for Fresh Prince.
Why didn't the coastguard help when Black Hippy's boat sank?
Because they were too far out, man.
What are The Nonce's favourite sneakers?
How did South Park Mexican find the teenage girl hiding in a field?
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Daz & Kurupt on Doggy Dogg World.
Why didn't male hooker KRS One charge R. Kelly for watersports?
Because the P is free innit.