Sunday, 13 March 2016

Bob Monkhouse Every Weekend

Like A-Wax said, I guess the Joke's On Me...

Fetty Wap just bought a high school in Patterson, New Jersey.
Unfortunately it had to close down because he only had one pupil.

Have you heard the rumours about Italian-American rapper Genovese?
Sources are saying he pasta way.

Ice Cube has just been diagnosed with E-Coli.
The Doctor said it's because he's always playing with Pooh.

What did Big Lurch do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse and then flushed the chain.

How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in Antarctica?
You check for Fresh Prince.

Why didn't the coastguard help when Black Hippy's boat sank?
Because they were too far out, man.

What are The Nonce's favourite sneakers?
White Vans.

How did South Park Mexican find the teenage girl hiding in a field?
Very satisfying.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Daz & Kurupt on Doggy Dogg World.

Why didn't male hooker KRS One charge R. Kelly for watersports?
Because the P is free innit.


Unknown said...

Are those Nonce guys any good I like that song.

Dirt said...

Dead @ the SPM and Lurch jokes.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I've never heard it, Ben. Can't bring myself to listen to a rapper called The Nonce.

Aled Cojones said...

Tim Vine here

step one said...

There must be an Agallah/John Bishop joke here somewhere but its too early for me

Iain Funkin Smiff said...

The Nonce was two guys. Americans don't know how to spell aluminium nor indeed Nuance. "World ultimate" is very average.