Wednesday, 11 November 2015

Generic list post: Confessions Of Urine

Those classic rap songs that inspire you to nip to the bar or the bog whenever you hear them on the dancefloor - we all have 'em so let's use this post as a judgement-free repository for joints from thee canon which leave you like ┐(ツ)┌. Only God/Satan can judge us, so hopefully the big man upstairs/downstairs scurries for a pint or a piss whenever he hears any of these tracks too:

Nas - Nas Is Like (1999)
Mac Dre ft. Chuck Beez - Thizzle Dance (2002)
Kurtis Blow - The Breaks (1980)
Common Sense - I Used To Love H.E.R (1994)
T.I. - What You Know (2006)
Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph (1997)
Jay Electronica - Exhibit C (2009)
Three 6 Mafia - Tear Da Club Up '97 (1997)
Terror Squad - Lean Back (2004)
Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) (1998)
Chief Keef - Love Sosa (2012)
Jeru The Damaja - Come Clean (1993)
Rick Ross - Hustlin' (2006)
Kool Moe Dee - How Ya Like Me Now (1987)
The Pharcyde - Drop (1995)
De La Soul - Stakes Is High (1996)
Future - Tony Montana (2011)
Tim Dog - Fuck Compton (1991)
Jay-Z & KanYe West - N*ggas In Paris (2011)
The Fab 5 - Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka (1995)
Migos - Versace (2013)

You are cordially invited to share your own least-favourite classic rap songs in the comments but bear in mind I'll be forced to trace your IP, hunt you down, and then take a piss in your pint if you dare mention Children's Story or Pussy or Why U Bullshittin' or Go D.J or Dead Bent or Mo City Don (Freestyle) or Crush On You remix or The Ghetto or My N*gga or Phone Tap or No Type or Follow The Leader.


Unknown said...

pretty much anything from resonable doubt or anything from das efx

GGGGG said...

"What You Know" > "Children's Story"

Kelvin Mack10zie said...


d said...

Biggie - Who Shot Ya + any freestyle over it
E-40 - Sprinkle Me
heap of Redman songs
BDP - Super Hoe
California Love
Rich Gang - Lifestyle

El Guapo said...

Public Enemy "Pollywannacracka"
Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Onyx "Slam" / Naughty By Nature "Hip Hop Hooray"
Main Attrakionz "Perfect Skies"
Messy Marv "Get On Your Hype"
3rd Bass "The Gas Face"
Kool Keith "The Voo Doo"
Tru "Hoody Hoo"
Arsonists "Halloween"
Goodie Mob "World Party"

SE said...

"Trap Queen"
"Hail Mary"
"Can I Kick It"

Anonymous said...

anything by jurassic 5 or puts
jump around
full clip
simon says
bigger than hip hop
anything by j dilla

Roy said...

I hate anything by Tribe.

Ian HisHop said...

Y'all appear to be confusing clubs with elevators. I seriously doubt any club has ever played Common Sense's "I used to love h.e.r."
DITC "Day One"
All Fatman Scoop/Poison Clan jams. makes me feel tired and slightly sea sick.
They just remind me of Black Lace and other such 80s holiday camp music.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Fatman Scoop & Poison Clan?

I Used To Love H.E.R was a staple of a certain type of rap night. Might still be, in fact, because I heard it played at Camp Lo's show in Manchester a couple of years back.

Smell Rell said...

A Milli
In Da Club
I Really Mean It
We Fly High

Ian HisHop said...

Whoops. Not sure how I did that with my previous comment. DITC's One Day makes me feel seasick and Poison Clan remind me of Black Lace and 80s megamixes.

Anonymous said...

if i ever hear anyone playing poison clan ,i would congratulate them

Ruben said...

I have never liked anything produced by the Neptunes

James said...

Agree on Tony Montana

Strongly disagree on What You Know

DJ Drugz, formerly of Poison Clan said...

Bust Down's 'Pissin' Razor Blades' and Del's 'Pissin' On Ya Steps' make me run to the can on account of the actual pissing sound effects.

Daps said...

Royce da 5'9 "Boom"
Beatnuts "Watch Out Now"
KRS ONE "Step into a World"
Anything produced by Premo in the last 10 years.

Daps said...

I would still rap along to "Leflaur" though.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Good call on Step Into A World. Rapture + Champ deserved so much better than that.

djrikkirick said...

Jay Z's Big Pimpin or for that matter anything off Hard Knock Life