Wednesday, 24 December 2008

I wonder if Bobby Hundreds has ever heard Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride by UGK?

"Bust a nut on their stomach
wash my dick in the sink
then buy a 40 from store from the godamn chink!"


UGK - Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride


The original superior version from The Southern Way in 1988, natch'.


Perhaps if he had he might not be so eager to lace Bun B with a plethora of free Hundreds gear and hook up with him for an inevitable t-shirt collaboration:

Sunday, 14 December 2008

My wife is all i have...

..her dick, her balls, her hairy ass.

Styles P plus his and his wifey.



AKA a waxwork version of Sol Campbell in a wig.

I just don't get it. Most of these guys start rapping to become rich and pull top-tier pussy but you see pictures of everyone from Slick Rick to Cam'Ron to DMX to Fabolous to Krs One with their wives and they're always post-operation tranny lookin' wildebeests. What parta the game is that, yo?

Styles P & Pharoahe Monch - My Life

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Jim Jones talks fashion

"Them dudes be talkin' about they swagger - nobody copies the Jay Z or T.I look but they damn sure copy me. Remember when bitches was asking they hairdressers for the Rachel cut? I'm in that Jennifer Aniston zone, them dudes is Lisa Kudrow!"