Plz believe Team Martorialist stays holdin' AZNs down like gravity in their times of crisis. Thus, here's an MP3 of that lauren Harries & Pete Burns duet of You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) on Celebrity Big Brother's Little Brother for the Mongolian Mike Parry to open his breakfast radio show with tomorrow morning. Show these haters why you're the Genghis Haaan of hot tracks, lid!
LOL @ 'Murica shamelessly biting the U.K's juiciest news scandals. Bruce-turnt-Caitlyn is just a half-arsed rehash of the Frank "Kellie" Maloney story, minus the UKIP side-narrative and the Ricky Hatton soundbites.