Thursday, 4 July 2013

Das sexist

Lil' Durk's best song of 2013 is a barefaced Meek Mill pastiche, Chief Keef isn't even the new Arab let alone the second coming of Soulja Boy, and Lil' Reese is already finished and forgotten; Wasn't joking when I told y'all Katie Got Bandz was the most talented figure to emerge from Chicago's Drill scene in 2011, thus it should come as no surprise that she's the only artist from that movement whose music still has any spark and/or regional nuance in 2013.

"These bitches fake like Nicki ass
This is not a dis, guns big like Nicki ass"


Katie Got Bandz - Foolish
(From Drillary Clinton mixtape; 2013)


Which makes it all the more appalling that Brendan Soderberg brazenly snubbed Katie in the chick-Rappers 2 watch 4! epilogue of his recent hilarious Is 'Yeezus' the Tipping Point for Rap Misogyny? article. Katie not being mentioned in the piece wasn't a shock because Brendan is renowned for using his professional work to exact revenge on Rap bloggaz who've pwned him in the past at the expense of artists who might have some sort of loose connection to said Rap bloggaz, but to completely ignore a feminist-icon like Katie Got Bandz just because she's my boo and/or David Drake's IRL buddy is very bad form for a writer who prides himself as being the Rap Blog Game That Toadying Dude Who Constantly Posts The ‘Women Should Be Hips & Tits Not Skin & Bone’ JPG On Your Facebook Feed to comically overeager extremes of male guilt :


(As you'd expect, a 10 second Google search brings up countless links to the tagless version of U.O.E.N.O but, look ladies, Duckie here insists on dramatically letting you know that, even he helped brush sexual assualt allegations about Das Racist under the rug, he'd never pay for an MP3 of a song with lyrics about date-rape!)

Here at The Martorialist we have our own theory about Katie's no-show in the piece : it simply boils down to Brendan's mildly-racist tendencies extending to AZN Rappers as well as blk ppl like Mystikal. Soderberg is, after all, a guy who once described Jackie Chain as looking "nebulously ethnic"; to avoid confusing Brendan in future. perhaps Jackie could announce his arrival on songs with the sound of a gong and develop a trademark "no more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!" ad lib?

15 comments:

Fredo Fantano said...

I guess I've probably got at least 6 days before Brendan turns up here, but, for the record, I'd like to state that I'm not following him on Twitter and that screencap was taken by Done for a message board thread entitled Doing "The Most" To Hoes.

rapper naaae said...

iirc, the caption for the screencap was "doing 'the least'"

all hilarious & In the spirit of throwing people under the bus http://i.imgur.com/EtRBUNV.jpg
:)

D said...

That Spin article is one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever read

RMH said...

Highlight of rap internet twitter 2013 was Soderberg throwing a hissy fit because Willy Staley was suprised dudes listen to Beyonce.

Fredo Fantano said...

Lolz @ ANYBODY listening to Beyonce post-Survivor by Destiny's Child.



Anonymous said...

Tellingly, Yeezus' sole guest verse is from King L, a Chicago rapper whose semi-hit from last year was titled "My Hoes They Do Drugs."

^^^^^ BSod sending subliminals at David Drake?

James said...

Soderberg is definitely the type of guy who makes azns have little dicks jokes about Jeff Mao and Oliver Wang.

drunk boyman said...

^^^^^drunk laughing at last comment^^^^^

Fredo Fantano said...

Dude makes a "2$hin got lil' meat" joke and streetz gon' ride on him, b.

Ray said...

Is Soderberg the blogging equivalent of Peter Rosenberg?

Anonymous said...

REVENGE OF TEH BERGS

RMH said...

Brandon Soderberg ‏@notrivia 1h
@willystaley @1000TimesYes FINE WITH ART BEING PROBLEMATIC NOT FINE WITH RAP'S BRO CONTINGENT BRUSHING IT OFF B/C THEY DONT WANNA DEAL W/ IT

Anonymous said...

keef has put out a bunch of lazy stuff this year but macaroni time and round em up are a million times better than anything katie will ever make. 8-)

2SHIN said...

thats all the confirmation i needed to go on a reckless @ing spree.

brb gonna call out people i vaguely know irl on twitter, knowing my e-dawgs are gonna back the beef.

Fredo Fantano said...

Me and u is family and I'm not gonna let that shit slide, b! If I hear somethin' goin' on, I'm handle it, b! 'Cause whiggas not gonna disrespect and my whiggas feel the same way, b! And that's what's gonna fuckin' happen to anyone that disrespect AZNs, b! I love u, b! Anything, b, lemme know, man!

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