Wednesday 24 July 2013

Breaking news : Necro scraps his album with Kool G. Rap!

In an exclusive GChat interview with The Martorialist crew, Necro announced today that his Godfathers album with Kool G. Rap would never see the light of day due to recording difficulties. "G. RAP CAME TO MY STUDIO TO RECORD IN 2011 AND THEN SPENT THE LAST 2 YEARS JUST SITTING AROUND LIKE A PUDDING TRYING TO THINK OF WORDS THAT RHYMED WITH ANGELO RUGGIERO AND OTHER B-LIST 80'S MOBSTERS WHO HAVE FUNNY ITALIAN NAMES" Necro told us in his trademark caps lock before continuing, "EVEN THAT MIDGET WEED CARRIER FROM NON-PHIXION DIDN'T TAKE THAT LONG TO WRITE HIS SHIT AND HE HAD TO WATCH ALL 9 SEASONS OF THE X-FILES BEFORE HE COULD FINISH A SINGLE PUNCHLINE!"

Necro then insisted that his fans shouldn't be too disappointed as he has a new collaboration album with another New York icon in the pipeline. "WE'RE FOLLOWING IN THE SAME FOOTSTEPS AS SUCH LEGENDARY PAIRINGS AS HOV' & KELLZ, WEEZY & BABY, TOO $HORT & E-40, AND ILL BILL & VINNIE PAZ!!" enthused Necro as he unveiled the artwork for the upcoming project:



Asked if any Dipset or Uncle Howie crew members would be featuring on the album, Necro couldn't yet confirm. "SORRY, I HAVE TO GO SACRIFICE A NEIGHBOURHOOD CAT TO SLOWLY WE ROT BY OBITUARY NOW. DIE!" he told us before the green light on his GChat account suddenly turned orange.

16 comments:

P said...

All hotties eat the Juelz.

Anonymous said...

G.O.A.T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4vKw7F7dj0

doe piscapo said...

BOOPITY BOOPIN

Anonymous said...

Can't for get another legendary horrorcore pairing: Kool Keith and Esham!
This is a hilarious post by the way. Love the new album artwork!

Www.cobraswag.com

Unknown said...

Is this really happening?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I wouldn't joke about such a serious matter.

Anonymous said...

Obituary was dope.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Entombed is the only death metal I fux with.

SE said...

Bangin exlusivez B!

Anonymous said...

The Godfathers due to release November 19th.
This blog posting some bullshit!

Fosterakahunter said...

A+ for originality, Fredo.

Iola said...

Fantastic!

Anonymous said...

Fake.... but necro will see this and be pissed so I guess yiu won

The CritIQ said...

The Godfathers' Once upon a crime album dropped this weekend. It's boring: too much gangster, not enough gore. Necro should have collaborated with Kool Keith.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

A Necro meets Akinyele album over Necro's old beats that were actually good would be my ideal match-up.

Unknown said...

Please don't slay felines! It is unsatanic and uncooth! Thank you!