Sunday 24 February 2013

Val Penis

God bless your unintentionally-homoerotic ass, Rap music, for having dudes listening to other dudes talking about their todgers in intimate detail :

Lil' Cali ft. Mystikal - Dat Dick remix
(From the upcoming Catch Up 2 My Campaign mixtape; 2013)

This new remix of Lil' Cali's Dat Dick which has been gaining traction outside of Baton Rogue and on t'internet over the past month is coo', especially Mystikal's whole Damn/Honey Ham/Candy Yams/Instagram/Birmingham/Man rhyme scheme, but you fools done lost your rabbit-ass minds if you think Mystikal is a better fit for the song than Mouse On Tha Track was since the original is pretty much the Aguirre, The Wrath Of God to Dick Look's Fitzcarraldo :

"Got her trickin' breakin' bread
I just break her back and make her do the stanky leg"

Lil' Cali ft. Mouse On Tha Track - Dat Dick
(From Against All Odds mixtape; 2012)

I guess that means Level's Dumb Dick remix with Mouse, Mystikal & Mz Trill would be the Cobra Verde?


James said...

I like!

H.L. said...

So subtle and romantic.

Fosterakahunter said...

Rap music isn't homoerotic, it's these suspect-ass dudes that been in the closet on some "thuggin" sh@t.

Anonymous said...

Whipcord lane?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...