Saturday, 24 October 2015

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a tiny pum...

My open letter to Westwood regarding Spice's Needle Eye fell on deaf ears, but at least 2015's 2nd best non-rap song now has a video. And not just any ol' video but the only music video of 2015 which could potentially unify the disparate worldviews of Bol and Moscaddie. Fairy Godmother Patra sez: "Yes, Spicederella - you will go to Di Dance to show dem gal who has the Needle Eye now!"

Spice - Needle Eye
(From YouTube; 2015)



If Moscaddie doesn't write a 1000 word thinkpiece on why Spice is the most important Female Artiste™ of the past 2 years then she ain't really 'Bout Dat Life. Not sayin' that everyone from down under is sketchy AF IRL, but I stopped smokin' with Antipodeans back when Maggie Kirkpatrick got arrested for being a nonce.

9 comments:

Queezy said...

That opening scene deserves an oscar.

Si Mane Price said...

Disappointed that the video doesn't have a coda where we find out Spice's nose-to-ear chain is its equivalent of Cinderella's lost glass slipper.

Anonymous said...

this is not an erotic metaphor to say the least

Save the dingo said...

Joan in Wentworth > Joan in Prisoner

Si Mane Price said...

Season 3 of Wentworth definitely bodies any Yank or British show from this year.

Si Mane Price said...

Also, should have called yourself Drydick Dingo for maximum post-synergy lolz.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Depp in Drydick Rango

Zara said...

Incredible video

Vinnie Pazz & Jop said...

Moscadie has some very odd views about poc.

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