Friday, 30 October 2015

Generic list post: october 2015

Obligatory wrap-up post of those songs I've played most during the month when Stitches fans debated a different sort of Low End Theory, RapMusicHysteria's best of Reggeaton guide bodied every other listicle posted during october, and Spice found herself a new Prince Charming who doesn't require any conjugal visits.

Slimm Calhoun - Characters (2001)
Lil' Chris ft. Cago Leek - Feel The Breeze (2015)
Stresmatic ft. Nef The Pharaoh & Mazerati Ricky - 2 Phones (2015)
J. Stalin ft. L'Jay - Bye Felicia (2015)
Runway Rich ft. Big Gipp - How You Feeling (2015)
Tinashe - Player (2015)
Julio Bashmore ft. J'Danna - Rhythm Of Auld (2014)
Spice - Uh Oh (2015)

Otherwise october was a month of disappointments from Martorialist favourites old and new: AZ clearly took his mention on that last Eminem single to heart because Back To Myself is pure Mallgoth Mathers-core; Nef The Pharaoh's Boss Me is a textbook example of why teenagers shouldn't be allowed to make rap songs about sex.

Until Max B comes home or Trina makes a solo sequel to Wowzers, ban ALL rappers from making songs about pleasures of the flesh, imho.


Deezy said...

Thank fuck there's a version of "Player" without Chris Brown!

Fulci Lives said...

Only just now realised that J. Stalin song is a reference to that hilarious hotel scene from Straight Outta Compton .

Fulci Lives said...


And also from

Si Mane Price said...


Smash Hits Snitch said...

Mallgoth Mathers-core


hotbox said...

late on this but 2 phones is catchy af

Si Mane Price said...

"N*gga, I was flexin' with no Papi
Now every other weekend I take my son shoppin'"