Saturday, 14 September 2013

Ayo Mister Cee, meet Mindbender Futurama

AKA Canada's answer to those unholy noises the poor neighborhood moggy made when Dutch strangled it to death in The Shield meets that abysmal drag queen performance-artist rapper SPIN Magazine have been unsuccessfully trying to push for the past year in one starfucking manchild who got his own twin brother addicted to crack. Mindbender will either put you off tranny prostitutes for life or inspire you to move to Toronto and make him your beard, so you'll finally get some closure on this sensitive issue whatever the outcome, bruv :


I understand you probably don't want to have to discuss your private sexual urges with an insincere 40 year old who wears Vans snapback & The Hundreds t-shirts like Ebro live on public radio again so please remember one very important fact should you decide to pursue Mindbender's services, Mister Cee: in a Canadian space tranny's mouth no one can hear you bust your milk bags.

Props to Big Ty; the greatest Canuck since Trish Stratus.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speechless.

done said...

Mindbender vs Ebro

both deluded gasbags with a talent for making everyone feel uncomfortable and no obvious other ones

MB - inflicting his TMI polyamory anecdotes, passive aggressive fuckshit and clueless new agey opinions on every aspect of pop culture on a small corner of the rap internet/canada

Ebro - pays Peter Rosenberg to talk, using his position to muscle his noxious personality into prime time ala david brent and shamelessly exploiting a rap legend's personal trauma

no contest

Fredo Fantano said...

CitizenKaneClapGIF X Fam-Lay.

done said...

lol hats off to who made that.

RMH said...

This post.

That thread.

Fulci Lives said...

Classic.

Al said...

Fucking LOL.

Julius said...

The picture on the right is even funnier than the bra picture.

What a faggot.

Anonymous said...

Mindbender? Now that's a name I haven't heard (outside this blog) in a long time. Remember copping a Mindbender album about a decade ago and remember being distinctly unimpressed by this Netto Busdriver.

James said...

Why is this dude wearing a bra and posing with his dick between his legs?

Fredo Fantano said...

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did blk ppl sip on some scissors?

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