Wednesday, 14 November 2018

Court is no longer in session

Y' host has just finished jury duty and found it an A++ experience, would gladly do again. The waiting room was an exercise in communal crossword puzzle solving, the courtroom/jury-room biznezz was equal parts theatre and #banter, and y' honour had a pithy line in making the CPS barrister look like a Costa barista. Only real disappointment was the courtroom not descending into a party a la Pretty Tone Capone's Case Dismissed video once we unanimously declared the defendant "NOT GUILTY!"

Pretty Tone Capone - Case Dismissed
(From Case Dismissed/Kidnapped 12"; 1991)

Is Case Dismissed the G.O.A.T Rap video partially set in a courtroom or does that honour belong to Death Row?

2Pac ft. Snoop - 2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted
(From All Eyez On Me album; 1996)


L.A said...

Chill Rob G didn't even have any courtroom scenes in the video for "Court Is Now In Session"

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Them Wild Pitch video budgets were almost as stingy as them Tuff City video budgets.

D said...

Better question might be are there any bad courtroom videos?
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta,
Quik- Youz A Gangsta,
Plies - 100 Years
Jay n kellz - Guilty Until Proven Innocent

Getting my henry fonda ons a lifelong dream but im too worried itd be something of consequence like one of my fav nonce entertainers cases tbh

Anyways the answers Case Dismissed, he gets his chest shaved in it end of

hotbox said...

City Girls - I'll take your man

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Hah, I'd not seen the I'll Take Your Man video. Good entry into the canon.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I managed to get out of doing a massive nonce's case which is gonna last 6 weeks because I've got a holiday booked.

Mong out to some Snow Patrol said...

What was the defendant accused of?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Nicking a lot of money from her boss over a 5 year period.

Anonymous said...

Yo Gotti “Law” is a good one.

noz said...


Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Shit, never knew that had a video.