Sunday 21 May 2017

2 Thizz 2 Furlious

That post ya boy wrote about the time Ludacris met Mac Dre went stupid doo doo viral and got outta hand: over 100 thousand views in under a month, Dre fans goin' at Luda across various social media platforms, Luda responding to the accusations, and Nump from Thizzler News stepping in to play Farrakhan. Calm was restored until one of Dre's Vallejo weed carriers from way back just popped up with a Luda dis track, and now it's Super Sig time all over again:

"Pimp C said it was gay rappers from Atlanta
But the homie died before he could explain that one
I think one of them is you
Ol' lightskinned Beetlejuice headass-dude
You and Dre had a conversation in the bathroom
About the Playaz Circle album but you passed, dook
Then you turned around, boy, and did some f*ck shit
You and Fatlip impersonated some funk shit
But f*ck Fatlip too, y'all should apologise
'Cause I ain't got no respect for The Pharcyde
But as far as I could see, boy, it's a lotta lies
You couldn't fit Mac Dre's shoes or condom size

Sleep Dank - U Lose Chris
(From Soundloud; 2017)

This weekend's 2nd best beef after Mickey Rourke versus Funkmaster Flex or wot?


Yeldarb said...

Congrats haha

d said...

Man you know you solely are keeping the old internet flame alight its beautiful. Only right to bring Beetlejuice back aswell s/o Cage.

d said...

Id no clue bout Numps other career aswell lol

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

All I've ever wanted is to have a rapper mispronounce my blog in a song.

Make it happen, J. Diggs.

Smell Rell said...

You made it, dude!!

Rob Ramsey said...

This is the greatest moment in rap blogging since Mike Heron threatened to stab T-Ray in the heart.

2SHIN said...

you've been on fire recently. just need immortal technique to get punched out again and the rap blog game is back bay-bay

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

2 Shinnnnnz.

Need you back in rrrrrrecklass mode on breakfast radio again.

2SHIN said...

Inshallah one day i get the nerve to leave my 9 to 5 and start moving bricks of mollie just so I can do the breakfast show thing again

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

2017 breakfast show: the Mongolian Mike Parry broadcasting live from his 9-5's disabled bogs.

d said...

2shigadell dishing out advice on the radio>>>>>