Tuesday 24 February 2015

Chippy Nonstop got kicked out of AmeriKKKa and dumped in Canada!


Hawaiian Jack, Slick Rick, Shyne, MF DOOM, DJ Kenn, Chippy Nonstop... every generation gets the rap deportation case it deserves. No shots from this side, mind - whilst Chippy might represent the absolute nadir of Godawful ironic Tumblr-rap media nepotism, at least she's never perverted the course of justice by calling Das Racist's rape victim a liar as her BFF Kitty Pryde did that time.

Here at The Martorialist we'd gladly sign the Stop Chippy Getting Deported To Canada petition under the provision that it also meant Ryan Hemsworth could never again enter the U.S to ruin once-promising rappers like Sasha Go Hard with his regurgitated 8-th generation trip-hop beats or DJ shows in N.Y.C that'd be completely empty if not for his 30 leech buddies from Noisey and The Fader.

Ultimately, the blame for Chippy Nonstop deportation must lie on Wavery outcast and SoulStrut whipping boy Zach G's shoulders. Things were all fine and dandy on the Visa front until Zach recorded that dis song last year where he flat-out called Chippy a hairy smelly Indian before going on to accuse David Drake, Al Shipley and Andrew Nosnitsky of being racists:

Zach G - Can't Hate Right
(From YouTube; 2014)

16 comments:

Witts said...

This Zach G video really is something else

d said...

Zach G just nuked all them careers like Sir Alan

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Zach G song >>>> Kendrick Lamar's Control verse.

Deezy said...

Godamn.

SE said...

This sent me down a wormhole of knowledge I didn't need to acquire, but that Zach G joint has that real hate so many disses lack.

Anonymous said...

Dying at the Zach G video.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Make sure you don't sleep on the SoulStrut thread. This is pure internet platinum:

Andre who started Wax Poetics was telling me how he looked at this site once, and realized immediately that there was nothing worthwhile here for him. To quote my friend and Anticon founder Sole, "Your god is booing you off stage, and your heros don't respect you." Go ahead and marinate on it for a minute, because the guy you were so sure had nothing to do with hip hop clearly knows way more than yall.

And for all of you so convinced about who I am, yall never knew shit about me. Sure I went to grad school, and got hella deep in it for a minute, but I've also been under police protective custody from Griselda Blanco. 2 degrees of separation between me and the Queen of cocaine. Maybe some of yall touched some grams, or even some kilos, but just recognize, you don't know shit about a person that you don't know. You can characterize me however you want, but that's just you failing to realize how much smaller your worldview and life experiences are.

d said...

ha good lord

Also Id no idea Kenn was deported. He did drop off the map there.

Sniki said...

Walkmaster Flex ruined Main Atrrakionz and Kitty Pryde's careers.

David said...

Kenn isn't deported fyi although he does have a court case regarding his status incoming

Anonymous said...

Zach G is gonna murder you all

Anonymous said...

https://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2012/04/05/morose-lugubrious-a-bloglin-interview-w-lil-ugly-mane/

this guy has a career ??? with such interviewing tactics as "ye bruh i feel ya man"

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Rare Birds is the only good song to ever come out of the Wavery.

Anonymous said...

FREE CHIPPY

CrowleyHead said...

This is like the cloud rap version of A-Wax detouring a Jacka tribute to shit on everyone else in pettiness.

Unknown said...

I didn't accuse those dudes of being racist. I simply pointed out the fact that they write about a lot of black people that they don't ever hang out with. They're voyeurs who will never truly understand the music they talk about because it's made by people with radically different life experiences.

As far as me insinutating that Chippy is a "dirty indian" that's simply not true. She has terrible personal hygiene habits. That has nothing to do with the geographic origin of her family lineage. And while I don't doubt that he being deported was in some part fueled by the negative karma she accumulated by spreading lies about me, and creating unnecessary negativity, I didn't have anything to do with her deportation. She did that on her own.

I'm not ashamed of any of the things I've ever documented, or said on the internet. folks on soulstrut have said a lot of negative shit to me over the years starting way back in 2000/2001, and it didn't feel good. I'm just a dude with a passion who has worked hard to build something for himself. So when things started coming together for me it felt good to go back and let those dudes know they were wrong. If yall aint the type of people who would do the same then I'm sorry for yall. I'm not sure what is so amusing about the ins and outs of being human in the contemporary era, but clearly yall get a kick out of something I'm doing, so go on with it then.

Truth be told you can say whatever you want, you can laugh at me, you can insult my art. It's all good. This is the internet. This is the only place where people say this type of shit about me. Never to my face. It never comes from anyone in real life who actually moves in the circles yall are so enamored with, it only comes from folks on the sidelines. I don't know anything about being a spectator, so if this is how yall do it, please by all means, continue to do you and have fun. At least format my name right though. It's "Zachg" not "Zach G".