Wednesday, 16 October 2013

"If you find a 50 in here, I'm pussy!"


Johnny Cinco's manager really shouldn't bother shooting an official video for his client's song that's already surpassed Wayne & 2 Chainz's Rich As Fuck at its own concept at a fraction of the cost and is now beginning to usurp My N*ggas from its spot as 2013's best jam that whte ppl can't ever sing along to in public; why eat into your own profit margin with an expensive official promo for They Gave The Wrong N*gga Money when the lyrics/montage clip your team uploaded to YouTube in august has already captured the song's essence in a way that a generic Rap video with Johnny faux-flossin' in rented cars and hired models never could?

"Yeah, I can pull up in that Phantom, might turn your hoe to a chauffeur
They gave the wrong young n*gga money, spend 60 thou' on my sofa"


Johnny Cinco - They Gave The Wrong N*gga Money
(From the internet; 2013)


Song sounds like what Future might've come up with had he been asked to contribute a song to the Djanjo Unchained soundtrack which has got me thinking : you know how Cam'Ron was talking about his movie deal with Netflix on The Breakfast Club last week? He should direct a Spaghetti Western called They Gave The Wrong Young N*gga Money with Johnny Cinco's song as its main theme. The plot would involve Cam accidentally driving his Lamborghini into a time wormhole on the Jersey turnpike which ends up in a dusty wild west town full of pilgrims being besieged by Mexican bandits in 1780. Cam could ride around on a horse wearing a True Religion Canadaian tuxedo making it rain on the town's folk, would fend off the bandits by doing drive-bys at noon on them with his Lambo, and the movie would combine elements of Killa Season, the original Django, Back To The Future, Boss N*gger and The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Sound good? Hold your horses because it gets even better : Hell Rell could come out of thespian retirement to play the Doc Emmett Brown nutty professor character who eventually finds a loophole in the 4th dimension to bring Cam back home to 2013. Greenlight this shit now plz!

10 comments:

done said...

this post is catnip for ya boy

surely you mean "Camborghini" though.

His other smash Yeah has got a video too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dXC5UkpLVg

done said...

Also disagree he shouldnt make videos since hes got next level rap hands, esp the effeminate dunk on "see a real n**Ga chasin" but yeah the lyrics vid>>>>>>>>

Fredo Fantano said...

Nothing Johnny Cinco could do in the video could possibly top Boosie flipping hundreds in the street or Floyd counting out a million on his private jet to Vegas, imho.

done said...

What was the last truly classic proper video? Im tryna think right now and all Ive got is I Hate My Job

Actually maybe Soulja Boy= Kwame not just cos the hair/slept on songs but rap vids are the new polka dots after his vlogs/harnessing the internet. Suppose that makes Kid N Play Wiz and Tyga

P said...

BEST SONG OF THE YEAR

bradley said...

this is pretty amazing

Dirt said...

I'd watch that movie.

nyquil said...

puttin this in that new yung dieselboys clip

Trill ENT Young Miscavage said...

"Lil Bossie"?

Fredo Fantano said...

Haha. I never noticed that.

Nowt to do with me, I got it off Google.

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