ROFL where u stand! Still waiting on an in-depth expose on Guru's fascinating relationship with the "super producer" who was known for beats that sound like children playin' patty-cake on paper plates and breathtakingly brazen Walter Mitty stories, BTW. Questions I need answers to, damnit! :
Did Gang Starr really split up because Primo shagged Guru's sister?
Is it true that Guru changed the cover of his Version 7.0: The Street Scriptures album with Solar because Agent B from Oh Word made fun of its original artwork?
Was Solar really bumming Guru as well as fleecing him?
Is Divine Rule the worst song ever made by a member of a top five Rap group?
Is Guru's last letter which read like an ode to Solar the most obviously ghostwritten work of fiction since Copywrite's sock-puppeted post on UGHH.com where he suggested Jay-Z was sending subliminals at him?
How did Solar manage to disappear without trace when he had the combined forces of the Gang Starr Foundation, Freddie Foxxx, that Bork who runs the DJ Premier blog and a couple of thousand northern Europeans on his trail?
If he was partial to penis, why couldn't Guru have bumped uglies with someone higher up the hip hop homo hierarchy than Solar like either of the Afrika Bams or Mister Cee?