Sunday, 29 March 2015

Got Kinga, got Saskia, got Maxwell

Painful as this is to admit, there are now two legitimate joints to have (sorta) emerged from the Fadercore cesspit of Awful Records. The first is Lil' Wayne's freestyle over O.G Maco's U Guessed It, which is best experienced by pretending its a Weezy original over another one of those primitive Soulja Boy beats a la Wowzers. The second is this Pilates (Kendall, Kylie, Miley) song by some Brooklyn bird called DonMonique, with the video that was shot at an Awful Records party in N.Y full of teenagers with pierced noses.

DonMonique - Pilates (Kendall, Kylie, Miley)
(From YouTube; 2015)


It'll probably transpire that DonMonique is the pet project of the Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Tumblr guy or some equally toxic New York media incubus (no Das Racist's manager), nonetheless this song slaps in much the same barely-there way that Pussy by Lady slapped, and if the stench of New York industry nepotism around it becomes overwhelming then you can easily Fabreeze that shit by just pretending it's a New Era comeback record instead.

Big Bamboos >> nose rings.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The idea of David Shapiro managing a rapper is lol but inevitable.

James said...

I liked this before you said she's from ny.

Zara said...

Best song of the month!!

SpaceGhostPurrpGuy said...

No, this is just as unlistenable as all the other Awful shit.

Charity said...

on my Team Rocket shiz, I solemnly swear to get to the bottom of Awful Records *dons cap of some sort*

Si Mane Price said...

#Journalism.

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