Monday, 9 March 2015

Da Capo worst music writing 2015

Question: Is it possible to publish an article more terrible than FACT Magazine's Sad Boys thinkpiece from 2013?

Answer: only if you let The Guardian's Paul Lester write a Sad Boys thinkpiece in 2015. Not even gonna link it, just know it exists and they wasted a decent Ice-T pun on it:


True story - every time someone pretends to enjoy the music of Lil' Pain or Suicideyear, someone else's pet dies in the real world. It ain't no coincidence that a dog died under mysterious circumstances at Crufts 3 days after Paul Lester's article went live.

8 comments:

Swae Lee Freeman said...

r.i.p jagger

SE said...

What's crazy is Sad Boys was predicted in a 1996 issue of Might Magazine, in a joke thinkpiece about an "angsta" rapper named Down Boye. Wish it was available online.

El Guapo said...

How could someone apparently related to Michel Preud'homme become involved in music.

Si Mane Price said...

Suicideyear definitely got that beatboxer from Brum swag down pat.

Norris said...

Lester might be worse than Petridis

Anonymous said...

Haven't read (and let's be honest I don't think its ever been actually said aloud) the words 'witch house' in a while that's a refreshing throwback.

Si Mane Price said...

Salem at teh Fader Fort will neva die.

CrowleyHead said...

Suicideyear living well and cozy off those Wavery networkings.

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