Thursday, 25 September 2014

Generic list post: 2014 rap songs that new Kendrick Lamar joint is better than

Moral of this post: 'tis better to admit enjoying a corny Kendrick Lamar song which casts vague allusions to Suga Free & Digable Planets than it is to have ever stanned for any of these chunks of shite that the world is all the more worse a place for for their existence.

1. Anything by Makkonen
2. Anything by Schoolboy Q
3. Drake - The Catch Up
4. Anything by Your Old Droog
5. O.G Maco - U Guessed It
6. Cam'Ron, Juelz & assorted leeches - Dipshits
7. El-P & Killer Mike Ft. Michael Winslow - Oh My Darling Don't Cry
8. Sicko Mobb - Lonely
9. RiFF RaFF - Time (LP version)
10. A$AP Mob - Hella Hoes
11. That Wiz song with J & Pat where he does the cod-rasta voice
12. Rowdy Rebel ft. Bobby Shmurda - Computers
13. That last AZ song which let me down when I really needed some new AZ
14. 98% of all 2014 NYC rap, tbh
15. A-Wax - Trap Dere

A special layer of Hell is obviously reserved for any new music Joe Budden, Ryan Hemsworth and any of the rapists from Das Racist dropped this year.

23 comments:

Alex said...

I'm curious to know what your favourite songs of the year are now.

Si Mane Price said...

In no order and including a few songs which came out very late 2013:

K Camp - Oh No
YG - Bicken Back Being Bool
TREE - Probably Nu It
Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX - Fancy
ZMoney - Dope Boy Magic
A-Wax - No Limit
Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz
French Montana ft. Jadakiss - '88 Coupes
Ezale - Foreal Foreal
5th Ward Weebie - Let Me Find Out Part 1
Lil' Wayne - Krazy
Nicki Minaj ft. PTAF - Boss Ass Bitch remix
T.I ft. Young Thug - About The Money
Migos ft. Young Thug - YRN
Lil' Chris - Keep Your Head Up
Sage The Gemini - Bad Girls
Show Banga ft. Sage The Gemini - I Been That
K Kutta - Lum Lum
Lil' Durk ft. MeetSims - Money & Power
The 99 Percent - Shabooyah!

step one said...

that last AZ song being 'Red Magic' ? Still love that and maintain that Kendrick is terrible.

Si Mane Price said...

That's the one. His rapping on it was way too earnest for my liking. I want more slick shit like We Movin'.

Anonymous said...

man sorry but Schoolboy Q - Studio is a pretty great slice of radio approved pop rap. only song i've enjoyed from him though.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious what NYC rap you might be referring to?

Queezy said...

Where is "Lifestyle" in your list?

Si Mane Price said...

Basically all 2014 NY rap other than '88 Coupes, Boss Ass Bitch remix + Yasss Bish!!, and the JuJu & Tragedy Khadafi disco song.

Queezy, I already had 2 Young Thug-related songs in there. Lifestyle is great, but I've listened to About The Money and YRN more.

d said...

"El-P & Killer Mike Ft. Michael Winslow - Oh My Darling Don't Cry"
^^^jesus I thought you were taking the piss

Wish Durk would ease up on the sanging.

"Kendrick LMAO" was a year too early bruv

Si Mane Price said...

I should probably add Tell 'Em and The Silence by Chinx as other NY songs from the past 12 months that I fux with.

d said...

What about No Type

Si Mane Price said...

Not quite top 20 but definitely up there. I'm in the No Type > No Flex Zone camp too.

Anonymous said...

Wha 'bout Z money, J Neal n' Brickface: Iondodat. It's good!

Si Mane Price said...

Obviously. I'm just sticking to 1 song per artist.

Alex said...

I thought you were joking about liking "Fancy".

d said...

No Flex Zone never really clicked tbh, No Type spoke to my soul+hole. the girls in the Left, Right vid get best supporting actress.

Kap G, new Boosie?

CrowleyHead said...

"Computers" is a terrible song, but Bobby shouting "I THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE (TOMCRUISETOMCRUISETOMCRUISE)" is way better than this k-os record Kendrick's offering up.

N.Brown said...

Do you not like any of the million Gucci joints released this year? 'Top In The Trash' with Keef is a banger. Gooch had one of my favourite lines this year too, with "I SMOKED AN OUNCE OF SOME SHIT I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE".

Si Mane Price said...

Not listened to any of Gucci's stuff this year yet.

David said...

SGP guy always with the uniquely terrible opinions

Iain Fuckboy Smith said...

King Louie - God (and God King)

Also I know you don't like Meek Mill but On the Corner.

Si Mane Price said...

To Live And Die is my Louie cut of the year.

Si Mane Price said...

I was playing in the Red Hot Buffet & Bar at Liverpool One yesterday lunchtime. Knew I'd be hearing it in the real world a lot but didn't expect to hear it there or so soon.

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