Thursday, 24 April 2014

Generic list post: lyrics of furry

Let's talk about lyrics from rap songs you initially misheard during your first listen. Preferably from the last 3 or so years, but get at me, dog, with all your dogberryisms no matter their vintage. Some examples from ya boy Mac Malapropism right chea:

"Just a young 'hood n*gga, Screech raised me"

"My young bitch blow up like a tampon"

"It's goin' down like celery, there's nuthin' you can tell me"

"18 shots I don't need no aim, cops roll round our emo slang"

"But I swear with these liquor shots Ill shoot it out with 5-0"

"She get on that dick and stay on all night like Porsche lights"

"I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful, I feel like faithful"

"I'm the stink, you the baloney"

"I'm so fancy, can't you taste this chode?"

15 comments:

Franco said...

"Three dimensional rainbows right before your eyes"

http://youtu.be/8cOPd24wIAk

Catfish said...

It took me like 5 plays to decipher Thug's jewels on "Danny Brown"

styles palmer said...

i thought Stoner was "i feel like vapor" when I first heard it which at the time seemed really deep and esoteric

Si Mane Price said...

On the 2nd listen of Stoner I then thought it went "I feel like faithful, I feel like Fabo", which would have been the ultimate treatise on the contradictory impulses of the male psyche, imho.

yeldarb said...

lol @ "porsche lights"

d said...

My goats still "Mark B explained the meaning of Suge".

Ill have to get back to this if I remember which ones but this constantly happens to me. I also thought Big Shug and Suge were the same dude and Snoop was in NWA.

Blast said...

The subtle beat change on stoner didn't give it away?

Si Mane Price said...

I dunno, it was just playing in the background when I first heard it.

Caitlin Moron said...

Whenever rap songs made mention of 3rd eyes, I thought they were talking about their wee-wee holes (e.g. "
I'm the substance that'll make your third eye cry" = I'm so hard, I'll make you wet yourself).


CrowleyHead said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ci2qi-Iys

"Hangin out the window, young arachnids"

Joe said...

my entire childhood consisted of incorrectly interpreting rap lyrics.

Joe said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

Si Mane Price said...

Hah!

Joe said...

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2a818f64d91176755a7335c3d794a38a/tumblr_mveqakNnqq1rrbceio1_500.jpg

Si Mane Price said...

Legit real life LOL.

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