Monday, 3 May 2010

Lil B - the Criterion Collection

TheSneakerFiend

This fool used to be the rawest in the pack but now i heard he hella does heroin? and meth, his new shits different...




I know I'm not the only one ecstatic with the news that Lil B is going to be using the CocaineBlunts comment section as a "secrete portal" to communicate with us mortals from now on, but I'm feeling particularly jubilant right now as this is my oppurtnity to introduce the Based God to the charms of Aguirre, The Wrath Of God and possibly get him to indulge in my Aguirre-inspired A&R fantasies. I mean, shit, it only seems right since both Klaus Kinski and Lil B are both fond of comparing themselves to that Jesus fella. Originally I just wanted Lil B to rhyme over the soundtrack and bespeckle Kinski's most famous quotables from the movie with his own adlibs ("I am the wrath of God...BASED GOD, BITCH, SUCK MY DICK!"), but now I'm thinking we may as well not half step with this one, which means kitting B out in the full Don Lope de Aguirre outfit, videos of him on rafts talking to toy monkeys or riding horses which are clad in Rey Mysterio Jr masks, and a conceptual opera to explore his Princess persona where he dresses up in drag to play Don Lope's daughter Florés.



I don't have the patience for rappers with the flooding ethos of dropping 3 mixtapes in a single day or a mixtape every week, but Lil B's spurt-and-squirt approach of releasing a few viral video-singles a week and an official mixtape album every few months is a technique which I can ride shotgun with since the video-single is pretty much the perfect format for rap in 2010 and because it satiates my need for new music without overwhelming me with constant 22 track mixtapes I have to slog my way through to pinpoint the 6 good songs and the 1 truly amazing song which always seems to be the worst quality mp3 on the whole tape. Of course, a tireless modus-operandi to releasing music like Lil B's yields a fair amount of crap, but at least it's entertaining crap where you can go "LOLwhut - Lil B's wearing a Dappy hat, rhyming about looking like Queen Elizabeth and doing that funny jiggle with his arms pushed out in front of his chest which he does whenever he's indicating that he's rhyming about sex" (*bear in mind this post was written pre-cooking dance*) in a video for a song which is otherwise fairly unlistenable.

Because it's hilarious that Lil B has released more videos in around 9 months than every other rapper from the Bay combined have amassed in over 2 decades, because my mild-OCD often manifests itself in the form of list-making, and because this shit is bound to get me a few extra hits here's every video single that Lil B has made to date. This post will be an easily referenced, constantly updated compendium because by the time I finish typing this sentence Lil B is bound to have at least 2 new videos on WSHH.com. I originally tried to get this as chronologically correct as possible, but there are so many I doubt even Lil B himself can remember the exact order in which they dropped at this point.

If you're unfamiliar with the works of lilliputian Brandon then Good Morning, The Bible, Like A Martian, Myspace, Look Like Jesus, Real Shit From A Real N*gga, We Can Go Down, Respect My Mind, Aug 17th, Chasing The Rain, B.O.R, Secrets Part 1, Age Of Information, Cocaine, Situations, Wonton Soup, The Trap, Cold War and Violate That Bitch are the ones I'd check first. You ready?

Lil B - Crown Me King



Lil B - Am I Even A Rapper Anymore?



Lil B - Aug 17th



Lil B - Street Dreams



Lil B - I'm God



Lil B - Pullin' Allnighters



Lil B - Respect My Mind



Lil B - Rawest Rapper Alive



Lil B - Sleep Forever



Lil B - The Bible



Lil B - Working For The Light



Lil B - Myspace



Lil B - Dangerous Minds



Lil B - Good Morning



Lil B - Like A Martian



Lil B - Voices Carey



Lil B - Here We Are



Lil B - D.O.R (Death Of Rap)



Lil B - B.O.R (Birth Of Rap)



Lil B - Finna Hit A Lick



Lil B - Real Plexx



Lil B - I'm The Devil



Lil B - Hartbreak



Lil B - Insane



Lil B - Huned Million



Lil B - We Can Go Down



Lil B - Really Waterfront



Lil B - Pretty Boy



Lil B - The Movie



Lil B - XXL Freshman 2010



Lil B - Sending Shots



Lil B - The World's Ending



Lil B - Look Like Jesus



Lil B - Robbers Anthem



Lil B - Real Shit From A Real N*gga



Lil B - Die For Me



Lil B - Cocaine Blunts (The Dedication)



Lil B - Ima Faggot, Ima Lesbian



Lil B - Rich Bitch



Lil B - My Mom



Lil B - Realist Alive



Lil B - I Am Legend


Lil B - Todays Weather



Lil B - Suck My Dick, Ho



Lil B - I Am The Hood



Lil B - Up Next



Lil B - Can You Stand The Rain?



Lil B - I Don't Want Shit



Lil B - Pretty Bitch



Lil B - Remember The Name



Lil B - Age Of Information



Lil B - R.I.P Swag



Lil B - Swag On My Dick



Lil B - See Me In 3D



Lil B ft. Pimp C, C-Murder & B.G - Cocaine



Lil B - Free Lil B



Lil B - Like A Martian remix



Lil B - Violate That Bitch



Lil B - Thank You Based God



Lil B - Times Blue



Lil B - Situations



Lil B - Real Life



Lil B - Chasing The Rain



Lil B - Secrets Part 1



Lil B - It's Alright remix



Lil B - Shoot A Gun



Lil B - The Pretty Bitch Is Back



Lil B - That's Right



Lil B - We Are The World



Lil B - Walk The World



Lil B - Based Robot remix



Lil B - Pretty Boy remix



Lil B - Wonton Soup



Lil B - Free Lil' Wayne



Lil B - I'm Burning



Lil B - The Trap



Lil B - Cold War



Lil B - We From Da Bay



Lil B - I Am



Lil B - The Old Days



Lil B - See Me On 16



Lil B - BasedGod Part 1



Lil B - We From Da Bay



Lil B - Pull Ya Pants Up



Lil B - Bangkadang



Lil B - Smokin' Young Blunts



Lil B - Freedom



Lil B - Criminal Mind



Lil B - Ellen Degenerates



Lil B - Blue Flame



Lil B - I Win



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Werner Herzog reads Where's Waldo?

9 comments:

Tropical Doves said...

this is Lil B
this is great

twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod

youtube.com/lilbpack1

Where said...

love this, great read. Videos aren't in order but still I get the point LOL. I've been listening to lil b for a while now and I have to say it's only made me respect him as a artist with the crazy amount of videos and "based" freestyles he releases. Only thing is I don't think he does meth and heroin.... Or at least I hope he doesn't LOL.

MF said...

ZOMG, Lil B replied to my blog.

Yo, B - let's make Aguirre, The Wrath Of Based God happen.

James said...

I want Lil' B's SEX 69 vest.

Anonymous said...

"Aguirre, The Wrath Of Based God" this had me rolling for a good 5 mins. another great post on an underrated blog. please keep it up man. love this spot.

MF said...

^^ Swear down this wasn't me posting under an anonymous account to give props to myself.

Boothe said...

epic post

B D said...

Holy shit. I'm not gonna vote or go to uni tomorrow, I'll be spending my day going through this post and watching all these videos.

mitchell said...

this is amazing. i found it via lil b's twitter, had never seen your blog before but im def gonna check it regularly now

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