Sunday 20 January 2019

The Poor Elementz: Wicked22

A new series dedicated to various 4 elementz survivalists polluting t'internet who make Dart Adams seem like one of the DGB guys. For doz who've slept, allow me to introduce Wicked22.


Who dat: quintessential REAL HIP HOP retard who looks like tubby Scott Storch if he were an extra in Dilated Peoples' Worst Comes To Worst video. Wicked22 is known for bragging he has a mammoth 'vinyls' collection, yet appears to have no more than 500 records maximum in the myriad of pictures he carpet bombs the internet with.

Greatest quotes: "For all you br0s asking if Black Jeff and Asian Jeff are my only ethnic friends, here's a spreadsheet which breaks down the races of the 37 people I count as actual close friends. These are the people who I would wish a happy birthday to and people who I'd help out if they needed my help. Those 37 friends are people who I pretty regularly keep in touch with, 12-15 of which I semi-regularly see and hangout with."

Key beefs: "gAY ass mainstream rap"; "fAGGIT ass nerd rap"; "gAY ass drumless rap"; "fAGGIT ass MP3s"; former UGHH.com CEO Adam "Quest" Walder.

Notable opinionz: doesn't so much have opinions as a handful of stockphrases he's been repeating ad nauseam for the last 15 years. Where A.C The Program Director's parochial backwardness can be explained by the head injury he suffered in the 90's, Wicked's myopic palilalia is the sewage pipe through which his Asperger's flows.

Other eccentricities: wearing t-shirts over sweatshirts; creepy fetish for AZN women; big craft beer enthusiast.

22 comments:

Pink C said...

Lol this Poor Elementz series is my new favorite thing on the internet. a

After reading the last one on AC the PD I stumbled across a comments section on Unkut where not only was he there espousing his opinion on a Roc Marciano album, but there was also an impostor AC he was arguing with and then a second impostor lol

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Multiple A.C's? That's a vision of Hell right there.

Step One said...

Wicked calling in to Premier's radio show to complain about rap with no drums being wack and Primo telling him Just To Get A Rep and Please Listen To My Demo didnt have drums either so stfu

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

😂😂😂

The Ego Trip blog died not long after posting some of Wicked's crap mixes. Coincidence or penance?

Anonymous said...

Wicked eventually squashed his beef with Quest

http://i.imgur.com/KMQC4LJ.jpg

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Farrakhan musta stepped in.

Anonymous said...

Those voicemails are too funny

Grand Theft Auto: Prince Philip edition. said...

R U Gunna do a UK Poor Elements about Uni/Universon?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I dunno who that is.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Wicked looks like a pregnant penguin when he does that awkward little bop in the GIF.

whosaidjazz said...

Universon is a legend of UKHH forums, and you could add Sumo to that although he wasn't quite the same level of insanity.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Is he like a spawn of Dave The Ruf?

L.A said...

I hate this clown

Anonymous said...

Wicked you emo faggot from ughh.com

You still a loser

Adam Walder aka Quest said...

Came across this when Googling my name. I love how Wicked and AC are famous online for almost the same reasons.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Madam Walder himself!

Shaun D. aka Wicked said...

Wow, this is HILARIOUS!! Granted this is a little over 2 years old now but yea. Did Questy & I ever really have beef? haha Nah. Whatever the case, the real loser clown here is obviously the fcuktard making posts like this. C'mon, shun. I'm still out here doin my thing... have had a radio show on WRAP.fm since January 2021. 28 episodes in the books already. All Vinyl of course! Anyways, I hope you have enjoyed the taste of my d!ck. Piss out...

https://wrap.fm/category/show-archives/the-wicked-takeover

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Ur show sux, br0.

Dear God,
If we sacrifice Wicked to a volcano can we get Matthew Africa back?

Shaun D. aka Wicked said...

Hmmmm, so some nerd on the internet who hides behind a screen name says my radio show sucks versus a highly respected DJ in HipHop (DJ Eclipse) who publicly put out a list of DJ's and Radio Shows to checkout that included me. Who should we believe? 🤣

He mentioned me back on 10/25/21... "Evil Dee, Mr. Walt, Kevy Kev, DJ Bee, Lord Ron, Rhettmatic, Enyoutee, Jon Doe, Rebels To The Grain, Jason D, Tone Spliff, Wicked, Flatline, J Ronin and KNS".

But you know, keep hating me because I hurt your feelings on the Philaflava Forum. Grow up... 🤷‍♂️

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

DJ Eclipse has never heard your show and blocked you on all social media platforms after you were constantly messaging him.

Shaun D. aka Wicked said...

haha Nope. Been cool with the man since 2009ish. We only message back & forth once in a while. But go ahead and believe what you wanna believe. Funny how guys like you are obsessed with me, Jaz and AC the PD. Weird. And for the record I was cool with AC for years & years but he & I had another falling out in early 2021 because I was calling him out on his fake conspiracy theory bullsh!t relating to Covid so like the little bitch he is, he blocked me. He's an extreme hypocrite and a hardcore loser but you know I always tried to ignore all that because of his love for HipHop Music & Culture. He practically begged me at 2 different points in time to join HipHop Philosophy. It is what it is.

Are gonna reveal who you are or are you gonna continue to hide like a little pu$$y? Man up, breh!

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Of course AC is a Covidiot conspiracy theorist 😂