Sunday, 20 January 2019

The Poor Elementz: Wicked22

A new series dedicated to various 4 elementz survivalists polluting t'internet who make Dart Adams seem like one of the DGB guys. For doz who've slept, allow me to introduce Wicked22.


Who dat: quintessential REAL HIP HOP retard who looks like tubby Scott Storch if he were an extra in Dilated Peoples' Worst Comes To Worst video. Wicked22 is known for bragging he has a mammoth 'vinyls' collection, yet appears to have no more than 500 records maximum in the myriad of pictures he carpet bombs the internet with.

Greatest quotes: "For all you br0s asking if Black Jeff and Asian Jeff are my only ethnic friends, here's a spreadsheet which breaks down the races of the 37 people I count as actual close friends. These are the people who I would wish a happy birthday to and people who I'd help out if they needed my help. Those 37 friends are people who I pretty regularly keep in touch with, 12-15 of which I semi-regularly see and hangout with."

Key beefs: "gAY ass mainstream rap"; "fAGGIT ass nerd rap"; "gAY ass drumless rap"; "fAGGIT ass MP3s"; former UGHH.com CEO Adam "Quest" Walder.

Notable opinionz: doesn't so much have opinions as a handful of stockphrases he's been repeating ad nauseam for the last 15 years. Where A.C The Program Director's parochial backwardness can be explained by the head injury he suffered in the 90's, Wicked's myopic palilalia is the sewage pipe through which his Asperger's flows.

Other eccentricities: wearing t-shirts over sweatshirts; creepy fetish for AZN women; big craft beer enthusiast.

13 comments:

Pink C said...

Lol this Poor Elementz series is my new favorite thing on the internet. a

After reading the last one on AC the PD I stumbled across a comments section on Unkut where not only was he there espousing his opinion on a Roc Marciano album, but there was also an impostor AC he was arguing with and then a second impostor lol

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Multiple A.C's? That's a vision of Hell right there.

Step One said...

Wicked calling in to Premier's radio show to complain about rap with no drums being wack and Primo telling him Just To Get A Rep and Please Listen To My Demo didnt have drums either so stfu

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

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The Ego Trip blog died not long after posting some of Wicked's crap mixes. Coincidence or penance?

Anonymous said...

Wicked eventually squashed his beef with Quest

http://i.imgur.com/KMQC4LJ.jpg

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Farrakhan musta stepped in.

Anonymous said...

Those voicemails are too funny

Grand Theft Auto: Prince Philip edition. said...

R U Gunna do a UK Poor Elements about Uni/Universon?

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

I dunno who that is.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Wicked looks like a pregnant penguin when he does that awkward little bop in the GIF.

whosaidjazz said...

Universon is a legend of UKHH forums, and you could add Sumo to that although he wasn't quite the same level of insanity.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Is he like a spawn of Dave The Ruf?

L.A said...

I hate this clown