Season's greetings of da Siccness to those of you currently browsing The Martorialist with your new tablet devices on the one day of the year when it's acceptable to listen to Aled Jones over Young Jeezy. Ho Ho Ho - that was a crap Snowman joke right there for all the U.K famalam from ya boy Zanta Claus right chea.
All Martorialist readers are hereby required to celebrate this Christmas day the way jolly old Saint Newcleus intended by listening to at least one song from the High Fo' Xmas album by Master P & the West Coast Bad Boyz. Long before Byrdgang wished us a Merry Piffmas or Agallah extolled the virtues of a different type of Xmas tree, the Miller brothers and their not-so merry band of Richmond-era No Limit elves were bastardizing some of the most beloved Christmas carols and making Death Row's similar foray into the festive cash-in market sound like a Yuletide log in comparison.
In case Santa's never dropped the album down your chimney previously, ya boy Father D.V Alias Khristmas right chea has uploaded it for you tonight as a late stocking filler. Download that shit here, all my goons, goblins & grinches.