Generic list post: february the 13th

Cupid fired his arrow at Lil' Durk's heart.....180!
Romance is gonna be in the air tomorrow, but why get suckered into paying an arm-and-a-leg to sit elbow-to-elbow with a clusterfuck of other couples in an overcrowded restaurant on Valentines night when you and your beloved can celebrate your relationship in the privacy of your own love nest this very evening with the official Martorialist Febuary 13th generic list?

This carefully considered list of lover's Rap is better than a bouquet of flowers because it won't be dead by sunday, and it's far more romantic than a box of chocolates because you won't end up selfishly gutzing all the strawberry creams yourself. Snuggle up in front of the fire with that special someone in your life and get all amorous to the sound of Akinyele rapping about sucking toes before one of the porn models he was ghostwriting for recounts her conversion to lesbianism.

T.I. - Let Me Tell You Something (2003)
Capone - Capone Bone (1997)
Rated X - Be Cool To Your Girl (1990)
The Diplomats ft. Toya - Hey Ma remix (2003)
Max B - Porno Muzik (2009)
Eric B. & Rakim - Mahogany (1990)
Devin The Dude - Don't Go (2004)
Jungle Brothers - Behind The Bush (1988)
Akinyele ft. Simone - Love My B#*@h (2001)
Lil' Wayne - Receipt (2005)
Future - Astronaut Chick (2012)
Lil' Kim ft. Lil' Cease & Notorious B.I.G - Crush On You remix (1997)
Puff Daddy - Señorita (1997)
Ma$e ft. Total - What You Want (1998)
Rich Homie Quan - Off You (2013)
Rich Kidz - In Da Car (2012)
LL Cool J ft. LeShaun - Doin' It (single version) (1995)
Z-Ro - Hey Lil' Mama (2004)
Mic Terror - For Tonight (2010)