Monday, 19 September 2011

Greatest movie scenes ever # 43

If you ever plan on reevaluating the very essence of polite society's oldest customs because of something you've seen in a movie, then it wouldn't be a bad idea if your main amendment were to concern a certain philosophy regarding genital hygiene espoused by Ving Rhames in HBO's TV biopic Don King : Only In America :


It's an ideology that's definitely applicable to real life, although it's debatable whether a gentleman should touch the taps, soap dispensers or anything else which don't belong to his own personage when visiting such filthy cesspits as public toilets. Here at The Martorialist we're known to swiftly bumrush the disabled bathroom to piss in peace, but should the rancid ring of a bog seat have been left down by its previous occupant then please believe we're leaving the sink like Brotha Lynch Hung has just hit it :

Brotha Lynch Hung - Rest In Piss
(From Season Of Da Siccness; 1995)


After some the detritus HBO have inflicted on us in recent years, the very least they can do to make penance is finally grant Only In America a region 2 DVD/Blu-ray release. Especially since I wouldn't piss on that rumoured Entourage movie spin off even if Samaire Armstrong happened to return and catch fire in it.

5 comments:

brad said...

you dirty cunt

that entourage movie is a go now. i dunno if it could possibly be any worse than the finale.

The Great Gats, B said...

I didn't even watch the finale.

I'm dirty? I'll piss on the floor or in the paper towel bin before I'll become a faeces fingered fucker like you.

brad said...

pissing in bins like the jock from big brother jade goody was in.

Anonymous said...

sandy

The Great Gats, B said...

Yeah, sandy *Jackie Stallone voice*

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