Thursday 21 October 2010

The rap Fabrizio Ravanelli



trainwreked420
2 weeks ago
this fool sucks brah wackest rapper i heard in a minute his pops is a dentist and his mom is a chiropractor how weak can u get this sucka dont move shyt


If you recall my post about the Youtube response to Codename by White, debate raged over whether the colour of White's beard was caused by his near-geriatric age, his alledged diabetes, or some sort of traumatic incident which rendered him prematurely grey overnight a la Leland Palmer, but this otherwise boring video of rappers droning on about weed I found recently complicates matters further as we learn that his beard is now both grey and brown?



While the jokebook overfloweth with quips about White being a stunt-double for Leprechaun In The Hood, his continued dropping of N-bombs (is Slick Pulla okay with this?), and Jeezy apparently not wanting to be seen with him in public, I feel we should also acknowledge that White is the nethermost fantasy of every caucasian rap nerd trudging through life bound by the antiquated rules of polite society. I'm all for cracking a few jokes about rappers, but, yo, let's discontinue the pretense that the supressed alter-ego of White isn't lurking deep inside each of us like a dreadlocked Mr Hyde with a speech impediment just waiting to be awoken by a magical potion of affluence and the acceptance of thugged-out black gentlemen. Or, indeed, a couple of drinks too many in a nightclub after listening to Project Pat as you were getting ready.

Yukmouth ft Young Jeezy - Air Jordans



Jeezy's Air Forces didn't get an official sequel until last year, but this stop-gap came out on some Yukmouth album in 2006. If you can keep a straight face when Yuk attempts Jeezy's patented "THAAA'S RIGHT" plus "YEEEAAAAH" ad libs and brags about fittin' a quarter of a mil' in "these Makavelli jeans" then you're made of sterner stuff than me, and he apparently just ganked the concept of rapping about Jordans over Jeezy's Air Forces beat from a little-heard cut by the Texan group Dirty South Rydaz (why's that song suddenly vanished from Youtube the moment I need to hyperlink it?), but I quite like this since it successfully captures the spirit of the original while managing to add a dash of the Bay to the proceedings, and, much like White's Codename, you should never oppose the dubious charms of any song which can cause you to laugh like a drain.

7 comments:

Asher said...

"let's discontinue the pretense that the supressed alter-ego of White isn't lurking deep inside each of us like a dreadlocked Mr Hyde with a speech impediment just waiting to be awoken by a magical potion of affluence and the acceptance of hard black gentlemen. Or, indeed, a couple of drinks too many in a nightclub after listening to Project Pat as you were getting ready."

Not in me. The most a couple too many drinks, a dozen too many drinks, whatever can get me to do in this regard is rap along with songs.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

You've never ended up strutting around the club with your tie around your head thinking that you're Juelz in the Santana's Town video?

I can't even get drunk properly anymore. Rap has put too many ostentatious notions in my brain which surface with the help of too much vodka.

d said...

regular white posts should be a thing.

and is it just me or is yukmouth a bit shite? admittedly i never really heard any luniz song apart from got 5 on it and that one from the dont be a menace soundtrack with shock g so maybe i dont know him well enough but jesus hes painful on any recent song i heard. above songs hilarious tho.

ha i just clicked on your profile man, please tell me he has a mixtape.

d said...

bol just posted this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI&feature=player_embedded#!

im in awe

hl said...

"If you can keep a straight face when Yuk attempts Jeezy's patented THAAA'S RIGHT"

^I can not, and will not.

Mo' Codenames = MF???

LF: Fabolous was just always coring to me. Never was a fan, even on the Clue tapes.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

Yeah, HL, it was time for a name switch.

Done, Yuk is obviously long past his best now, but he definately had joints when he went solo.

I think White has a mixtape coming soon. I certainly hope so, because I need an mp3 of Codename like Boosie needs a better lawyer.

Re : the Waka parody video; so, I guess we finally have a black Weird Al then, huh?

Iggy said...

What are you favorite solo Yuk joints?