Monday 13 June 2022

My Mind Spray 3.5

Can I say shit? Do it for Matthew Africa, do it for Gary Warnett.

It's no coincidence that E-40 and Boosie's music both took a turn for the worse when they stopped wearing premium LVC Levi's jeans and switched to ugly distressed Eurotrash denim with ridges on the knees. You can't be an American outlaw when you're dressed like a Spanish footballer.

Hurricane Chris is making a comeback via a Jersey Club remix of Ay Bay Bay that's blown up on TikTok. Personally, I can't wait until the Jersey Club community discover ReUp Reedy's For That Dick.

Hyperpop is just Chicago Bop for posh people and paedophiles. You can't tell me shit to the contrary because A.G Cook & all them P.C Music toffs had never heard Rap music until Fact Magazine posted a Sicko Mobb video. I also betcha 100 Gecs had never heard Rap music until Pitchfork reviewed DJ Moondawg's We Invented The Bop Vol. 1 mixtape.

For decades, "yeah, but it bangs on the dancefloor tho!" was a mostly accurate gauge for judging Rap music. Then KanYe Pest's Stronger made it an unreliable barometer before Drake's career and Godawful shite like A$AP Ferg's Shabba rendered it an utterly useless measuring stick.

When you're in the pub watching a football match on BT Sport there's no better feeling than drowning out Glenn Hoddle's colour commentary with some Biggie classics off the pub's jukebox. Thereby replacing the unpleasant sound of a man talkin' shit with the pleasant sound of a man shit talkin'.

One for the Britz: Dave East's music is the Rap equivalent of Michael Owen's punditry.

10 comments:

Dank said...

"Hyperpop is just Chicago Bop for posh people and paedophiles. You can't tell me shit to the contrary because A.G Cook & all them P.C Music toffs had never heard Rap music until Fact Magazine posted a Sicko Mobb video."

I don't know if this is true but lol.

Anonymous said...

It’s unfortunate how E-40s become more of trend follower in recent years compared to 90-00s run. Also this Tik Tok era is funny only in 2022 will a random Capone song from the early 00s take on a second life.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

And The Beatnuts!

Spartan said...

Wish my local boozer was cool enough to have Biggie on the jukebox.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

It's a full Biggie playlist but there's some corny posthumous songs on it.

In the interests of fair-hating, it also comes in handy for Champion's League matches that Steve McManaman is doing colour commentary on.

Smell Rell said...

Stronger is the only bad single Kanye made until then.

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

His W.O.A.T single is Fade. How do you ruin a Mystery Of Love sample? Throw Post Malone on there wailing about his dick through Auto-Tune that's how.

All Day REALLY REALLY REALLY sucks too.

xanax fantasia said...

fingers crossed for a reprise of Agrieved Ferg in the comments of this lmao

i will not die on the 100 gecs hill by any means but dylan brady was producing for a lot of soundcloud rappers for a while and i quite enjoy this one ft. Lil Yachty Weed Carrier™ Kodie Shane
https://soundcloud.com/lilwestbb/i-win-this-time-ft-kodie

osquinn has bars also
https://soundcloud.com/user-702739141/sticks-stones

p.s. "all day" is hilariously bad and also went to allan kingdom's head so hard he fell off at the ripe age of like 21 lol

Kelvin Mack10zie said...

True story: the first Rap song Dylan Brady ever heard was Okay Cupid by Kitty Pryde.

xanax fantasia said...

(´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) hard to come back from that